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My actual brother

No Jordan, watching rape porn doesn't translate to you needing to "prove me wrong" about rape, you fucking idiot.
Hym "Yeah I don't understand what you don't get about that. That isn't a thing you prove wrong. Is this you trying to justify the baby dick bigotry or what? Like you can act as though you have been affected by anything that has happened to me. My actual brother completely unaffected. And this has nothing to do with me not wanting it to be me, why do YOU want that? Because you resent my dependency but need me dependent or you wouldn't be around. You're wrong, Jordan you need to accept that you're wrong. Get me my fucking money. My rape sympathy has reduced to zero. I don't give a fuck about anything that isn't happening me until this is over with."
by Hym Iam November 3, 2025
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actual dickhead

A person who is always a stubborn prick regardless of atmosphere or time frame.
Richard ate all of the coolwhip with his pie, hes an actual dickhead.
by larcod February 4, 2018
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Actual Thanks

To thank someone and really mean it.
Repeating the word " Actual " afterwards implies the magnitude of the thanks
You really helped me out , Actual Thanks !
OR
GUY: Your the best man ,Actual thanks .
You: No problem !
GUY: Actual bro
by Raccoons May 24, 2018
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Actual bloody mary

The act of putting period blood in a glass and mixing it with Vodka for an unusual tasting drink
Guy 1: Dude this chick gave me an actual bloody mary
by Yumi_54 May 17, 2009
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this dude is actually fucking a dead body

Brian: “this dude is actually fucking a dead body”
Jake: “what the hell why would he do something as horrible as that?”
Brian: “he said no homo tho
Jake: “oh ok it’s fine then”
by Lil big 4x October 16, 2019
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ummm idk actually

by b0caj3214321 February 28, 2025
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