by penguin27 April 20, 2004
Get the canned breadmug. Slang for stuffing. Usually only seen around the hoildays. Its in reference to the bread mixture shoved up the turkey's (or turduckin if your fancy) ass. Taken from an episode of family guy
by portablepotty January 12, 2013
Get the butthole breadmug. welcome to the bread bank
we sell bread, we sell loafs
we got bread on deck, bread on the floor
TOASTED
ROASTED
shut the fuck up
listen i just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those
you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out
it's gluten free
i don't care if it's gluten free
swear on your fucking YEEZYS
if you wanna fight, we gon' fight
tryna be on WORLDSTAR?
wut, you gon' record it?
ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON
what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?
what the fuck do you wanT?
i'm the motherfucking MANAGER
at the BREAD STORE
B R E A D
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD
i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief
we can't take shit out the bread
why put it in in the first place?
i know y'all smoking that pack
we got crackers
no gluten
fuck crackers
it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit
look we got whole wheat: gluten free
texas toast: gluten free
TORTILLA-
fuck all that
what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
florida
i knew it
look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police
i'm goin' WEAST
nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant
honestly, fuck y'all
i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread
what the fuck are you sayin'?
all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers
we sell bread, we sell loafs
we got bread on deck, bread on the floor
TOASTED
ROASTED
shut the fuck up
listen i just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those
you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out
it's gluten free
i don't care if it's gluten free
swear on your fucking YEEZYS
if you wanna fight, we gon' fight
tryna be on WORLDSTAR?
wut, you gon' record it?
ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON
what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?
what the fuck do you wanT?
i'm the motherfucking MANAGER
at the BREAD STORE
B R E A D
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD
i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief
we can't take shit out the bread
why put it in in the first place?
i know y'all smoking that pack
we got crackers
no gluten
fuck crackers
it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit
look we got whole wheat: gluten free
texas toast: gluten free
TORTILLA-
fuck all that
what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
florida
i knew it
look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police
i'm goin' WEAST
nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant
honestly, fuck y'all
i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread
what the fuck are you sayin'?
all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers
by Fucca November 20, 2020
Get the Bread Bankmug. Garlic Bread is the god given meal of those who know how to taste, they would use it in church for communion they're just too cheap for this gold dust.
You must take caution, however, in your selection. There are many FAKES, I warned you. Don't even concern yourself with making it at home (unless you wan to flex your 600-800°C pizza oven) 250°C ovens wont cut it, pun intended. After selecting an appropriate vendor, preferably neapolitan, make certain that it is based on garlic oil and NOT butter as this will RUIN the experience entirely including a potential vom - not ideal.
Society I missing out on the great deal offered by this cuisine. Most restaurants produce in unsatisfactory result, speak to a professional first.
You must take caution, however, in your selection. There are many FAKES, I warned you. Don't even concern yourself with making it at home (unless you wan to flex your 600-800°C pizza oven) 250°C ovens wont cut it, pun intended. After selecting an appropriate vendor, preferably neapolitan, make certain that it is based on garlic oil and NOT butter as this will RUIN the experience entirely including a potential vom - not ideal.
Society I missing out on the great deal offered by this cuisine. Most restaurants produce in unsatisfactory result, speak to a professional first.
A: what do you want with your garlic bread?
B: I'm sorry, what!?
A: ...
B: You can't match a garlic bread to anything, it is the pinnacle of existence
A: would you like cheese on that?
B: Would you like to walk away from me before I take this to the next level
A: what should I have from the menu?
B: Garlic Bread
A: is that it?
B:I don't know you anymore, stop sitting near me. Now.
B: I'm sorry, what!?
A: ...
B: You can't match a garlic bread to anything, it is the pinnacle of existence
A: would you like cheese on that?
B: Would you like to walk away from me before I take this to the next level
A: what should I have from the menu?
B: Garlic Bread
A: is that it?
B:I don't know you anymore, stop sitting near me. Now.
by Man of Stupendous Attitude November 19, 2019
Get the Garlic Breadmug. yumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumumyum
by ifuckgarlicbread December 19, 2021
Get the garlic breadmug. The act of having sex on the beach pulling out slapping your dick in the sand then putting it back in
by beach boy 88 January 15, 2009
Get the the breaded chickenmug. The Kingdom of Bread is a Discord server that was established January 25th, 2020. It was established by Assistant Flatbread, Apple_Byter and is currently ruled by Emperor Breadstick, rainmaker. TKoB uses the standard underscoah measurement system and currently has no active currency. It has a cooking show that the Emperor Breadstick hosts and has frequent game nights. There are no taxes in TKoB and its only export is bread. for some reason.
by Apple Byter February 20, 2020
Get the The Kingdom of Breadmug.