25 or more grams of powder protein consummed will cause you to wake up the next morning to endure a very large and fresh shit
"Stephan where did you go," asked the professor"
went to have a protein shit!
dont worry i squeezed one out for you
went to have a protein shit!
dont worry i squeezed one out for you
by Stephan bret williams August 30, 2007
Taking a stroll through any city in India in which the cows are allowed complete freedom of movement.
Shit-skiing at night can be considered an extreme sport, in particular when there aren't any street lights.
Shit-skiing at night can be considered an extreme sport, in particular when there aren't any street lights.
I'm off for a shit-ski to get some mineral water.
Dude, it's the middle of the night - you should wear protective gear!
Dude, it's the middle of the night - you should wear protective gear!
by geek.neo September 12, 2010
Shit-ton, despite sounding like a measure of mass, is actually a measure of volume. In other words - a shit-ton is the volume occupied by a ton (mass) of shit.
(On a tour of a brewery) "On our left, we have our primary fermenters. Each fermenter has the capacity of 2.3 shit-tons, which is equivalent to the amount of beer drunk every second in the United States"
by omerfriedman July 09, 2012
by boris March 29, 2004
Man, I'm so tired as shit, I can't even keep my eyes open; I'm so tired I can't even get turned on by this porno. And I'm usually horny as hell when I'm tired or awake in the slightest sense of the word.
by papermachete October 29, 2005
In a (very) bad situation
by Ikey July 13, 2006
Methods used in mathematical proofs/derivations that was seemingly pulled out of one's ass, justified by use of "clairvoyance."
Often found in work in theoretical physics.
Often found in work in theoretical physics.
Student A: "Hey, how would you expand Riemann-Zeta(1+epsilon) while epsilon approaches 0?"
Student B: "Oh, dude...that's some serious gypsy shit with the Euler-Mascheroni."
Student B: "Oh, dude...that's some serious gypsy shit with the Euler-Mascheroni."
by JLyricist March 23, 2010