Heels to Jesus

One of the nicer ways to to describe the penetration of the vagina via the penis. This phrase is best used around family and any other people who may find the words sex, fuck, bang, poke, pork, smash, ram, bump nasties, mix your milk with my coco puffs, and intercourse offensive. To be used judiciously among friends, families, and people you have sex with. There is not a more respectable way of describing the bump and grind than saying you've gone "heels to Jesus."

"Bro, I went heels to Jesus with Becky last night! I swear I had her speaking in tongues."

heels to jesus by _NoneOfYourDamnBusiness_ April 20, 2015

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liquid jesus

An aloe gel used to soothe bad sunburns and save you from pain

I got drunk off that liquid jesus

liquid jesus by roix da 5-9 July 18, 2007

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Supply-Side Jesus

The economic face of Jesus as imagined by (some) Republicans. Usually used as a sarcastic retort when economic interests seem to be placed ahead of social justice.

"Corporate taxes raised to fund child health care."

Supply-side Jesus would be sad.

Supply-Side Jesus by Markus5 October 7, 2009

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