sucka fish 

G rated replacement for the phrase, "Stupid Bitch".

Victor: "YOU LEFT THE MONEY AT HOME!?!?"
Kathy: "yea :("
Victor: "SUCKA FISH!"

sucka fish by V!k+3® February 17, 2009

penis fish 

The thought of a person or a thing that mentally crawls inside you and interferes in your day-to-day activities. It consumes your every thought and hinders your way of life. Much like the fish it was named after (the Candiru) which crawls inside you and lives inside, so do these thoughts.

George: What’s your problem?
Izzie: My problem…is you. You’re my penis fish.
George: Your what?
Izzie: You’ve crawled in and latched on, and now I can’t move, or talk, or think, or even pee without the necking feeling that something is eating through my organs!

penis fish by mung35 May 30, 2007

Detroit tube fish 

An over used condom floating in the Detroit River, generally found near the down town shoreline.

I fell off the boat and got attaked by a Detroit tube fish

Detroit tube fish by ConcreteSurfer January 25, 2008

2 friends 1 fish 

2 Friends 1 Fish is NOT what you think it is. Don't watch it.

Oscar: Hey dude, look at this video called 2 Friends 1 Fish.
Oliver: I expect it's a video of people eating food.
(A few seconds later...)
Oliver: I am at the wrong place.

2 friends 1 fish by Yiddle Diddle July 23, 2019

Hot as Fish Grease 

To be extremely pissed off. Mad, Mad, Mad.

My girlfriend was as Hot as Fish grease when she walked in the bar and saw that young girl on my lap.

Hot as Fish Grease by Gearls January 5, 2009

Swedish Fish 

A delcious fruity red candy

Unless your named ben and live in new york. Then its a real fish.

Normal Perosn says," Get me some swedish fish to eat for the movie."

Ben says, " Did you see how fast that swedish fish swam?"

Swedish Fish by Benny April 15, 2006

Plenty of Fish 

Also known by the acronym POF, Plenty of Fish is a online dating service that is free of charge and should also be avoided like the plague. To those poor single people who end up creating such said online profile by the peer pressures of living in a couple's society , they may start to think there really is an entire sea on their lap to explore, with bountiful opportunities to meet many fine men and women. But the grim reality is that instead of finding friendships and the true love of his/her life, here you are bound to find Plenty of:

Freaks
Land Whales
Defiant Single Moms
Gold Diggers
Scam Artists
Trannys
Felons
Wanna-be Country Folk
Sluts (with sky high standards)
Cougars
Moochers
Pretenders
Abs
Mirror Selfies
Drug Addicts
Perverts
Man Haters
Mind Players
ETC, ETC.....

So unless you want to go down shit creek without a paddle, DO NOT give into your couple friend's suggestions to join Plenty of Fish. Not only will it save you of your sanity, but it may also save your life as well.

Guy Friend: "So have you been seeing anybody recently?"
You: "Um, no. Not really."
Guy's Girlfriend: "We're a little concerned for you, being alone all the time. You are such a great catch, you could join Plenty of Fishto find yourself a lucky lady :)"
You: "Seriously?!? "
Guy Friend : "Why not?"
You: "Thanks, but no thanks. Asides from all the catfish and predators, that website is full of amphibians and the last thing anybody wants to date is a toad with polliwogs!!!"

Plenty of Fish by Keepin' It Reel November 19, 2015