DNA eyepatch 

A man blasts his load in the face of another and it pools in that persons eye socket, creating a cum eyepatch of sorts. The optical version of a pearl necklace. The recipient may be male or female.

"Just as I was about to cum, I pulled my cock out of Sal's mouth and blasted right in his face. The whole load shot right in his left eye! It was the best DNA eyepatch ever!

DNA eyepatch by Iggy Pup November 30, 2006

eye poo 

Gloopy mucus found in corners of eyes on waking. (posh word is sleep)

Hey, you've got some eye poo

eye poo by ezman January 17, 2004

eyejob 

To "skeet skeet" into ones eyes.

My girlfriend wanted a hot eyejob, so 'eye' gave one to her!

eyejob by Wes January 25, 2005

eynsham

A village outside of Oxford famous for inbreeding hense the term 'inbredsham.'

Hey look at that guy he's got the same eyebrows as his sister...who is also his mum: must be from Eynsham.

eynsham by Martin Talbot September 16, 2007

eye gunk 

When you wake up in the morning, if you have crusties in your eye that is "eye gunk". Tends to look a lot like boogers.

i woke up in the morning and had eye gunk, it looked a lot like boogers.

eye gunk by smurflinggrl May 28, 2008

black-eyed 

a person that's ussualy beaten for someone (parents, husband...), and have almost all the time a black eye.

michael parents beat him, he's a black-eyed.

black-eyed by xBlackMambax May 15, 2008

My eyes are sweating

A retarded way of saying that you’re crying

Me: “are you ok?”
Person: “my eyes are sweating so obviously not”

My eyes are sweating by Anonymousbitch:) September 20, 2019