Definitions by Anonymousbitch:)

My Chemical Romance 

The cure to my depression.

Me: did you know that My Chemical Romance came back together on Halloween?

Emo friend: OMG REALLY?? I’M GOUNG TO CRY I’M SO HAPPY, PRAISE GEESUS

My Chemical Romance by Anonymousbitch:) November 1, 2019

My eyes are sweating

A retarded way of saying that you’re crying

Me: “are you ok?”
Person: “my eyes are sweating so obviously not”

My eyes are sweating by Anonymousbitch:) September 20, 2019

Zachary 

A slang word for cancer/ugly

And/or someone who’s a short, ugly chode with a small dick and fucked up nose, they think they’re top shit when everyone else thinks they’re a joke and they fucken stink, even when they shower.

So overall, they’re a cancerous waste of sperm, don’t go near them.

Keep in mind there are only very few Zachary’s in the world so don’t worry too much, but if you ever come across one, RUN!

Example: “Omg you like HIM?! He looks like a Zachary, bitch, you can do so much better”

Zachary by Anonymousbitch:) September 17, 2019