Anonymousbitch:)'s definitions

Zachary

A slang word for cancer/ugly

And/or someone who’s a short, ugly chode with a small dick and fucked up nose, they think they’re top shit when everyone else thinks they’re a joke and they fucken stink, even when they shower.

So overall, they’re a cancerous waste of sperm, don’t go near them.

Keep in mind there are only very few Zachary’s in the world so don’t worry too much, but if you ever come across one, RUN!

Example: “Omg you like HIM?! He looks like a Zachary, bitch, you can do so much better”

by Anonymousbitch:) September 17, 2019

My eyes are sweating

A retarded way of saying that you’re crying

Me: “are you ok?”
Person: “my eyes are sweating so obviously not”

by Anonymousbitch:) September 20, 2019

My Chemical Romance

The cure to my depression.

Me: did you know that My Chemical Romance came back together on Halloween?

Emo friend: OMG REALLY?? I’M GOUNG TO CRY I’M SO HAPPY, PRAISE GEESUS

by Anonymousbitch:) November 1, 2019