snausage

A dude whose sexuality is questionable, even if he is dating a female, married or has children.

"Hey man, I think that guy Mike is a pole smoker."

"No way dude... he is married and has a kid..."

"It doesnt matter... he is still a total snausage."

by SomeDudeFromWork August 6, 2003

Sasuage monster

A man usually gay who loves the cock, They are in the Sausage monster state when they are takeing many many many cocks any place you can put them at on time.

Man that Robert D. is the biggest Sasuage monster of all time, now I know why he works at a chicken shop he loves the cock!

by CCC. August 5, 2006

slausage

Sloppy Member, often found in the messy pants of Joe Tombsteak.

Look at that ruined slausage

by Chris Roche October 28, 2004

sausagefest

a situation in which fun has been promised, yet all the enjoyment seems best suited to homms

"shit man, i'm not sure if i can be bothered to go to Blaine's tonight - its blatantly gonna be another sausagefest. when will we meet some damn women?"

by alcxxk August 26, 2003

snausage

The piece of cloth on a pair of pants (or shorts) that seperates a male cameltoe from a female cameltoe.

"Hey Adam, check out that rack on the chick I hooked up with last weekend. You should have heard her scream my name."

"I don't think thats a chick man, look at the 5 o'clock shadow"

"No way, check out that cameltoe."

"Sorry Matt, thats a snausage."

"Shit..."

by Skeezer September 4, 2003

Snausages

1. Hostages in counter strike
2. Totally cool

That is so snausages!

by Sniffmytowel September 7, 2004

snausage

A very very tiny penis

I saw Terrence's junk today. That fag has a fucking snausage

by C&B Connection June 22, 2006