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Rufus-The Naked Mole Rat 

Ron Stoppable's pet Naked Mole Rat on the Kim Possible TV Series. Rufus likes eating with Ron at Buano Nacho-they both like Nacos and Grande Sized Chamburritos! With Rufus around everday is muy Buano!
I heard that Smarty Mart was having a Sale,
on a hairless pink rodent with a long skinny tail.
It seemed like this could be the solution
The perfect pet for my dad, sensitive constitution,
So the manager came to open up the cage he said,
"You know this pets airless?"
I said I couldn’t care less
He handed him to me he said,
“Be careful, don’t drop it,
And do you want this cage?”
No I keep him in my pocket

What is that, that freaky thing?
(Yes, that’s right
It’s a naked mole rat)
C’mon, y'all let the girlies sing
(Listen to the naked mole rap)
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Hood Rat 

Noun: 1)A derogatory title for someone born and/or raised in a low class neighborhood that may or may not have lived on government assistance most or all of their life; or is depended on illegal means in order to provide for themselves and their family. 2)A person born to a promiscuous parent and/or a parent frequently jailed or imprisoned.
ADJ: Behavior as such above.
"Your man is a Hood Rat."

"Your girl is a Hood Rat."

"You are acting like a Hood Rat."
Hood Rat by LostinGA January 25, 2008
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dead rat 

The act of pressing one's penis against a window. The slightly flattened penis gives those on the other side of the window a visual of a "dead rat". This act is particularly entertaining while walking by a bar with floor to ceiling windows on a busy weekend evening.
Man was he hammered! I can't believe he dropped a dead rat on that bar!
dead rat by The Donkey Puncher November 7, 2006

Gutter Rat 

A broke, ruthless, and pathetic person, more commonly found to be a female who's number one goal is to use others for tangible goods. He/she will pray on any unsuspecting person in places such as clubs, school, or even church, befriend them and use them until they have nothing left to give.

This person may also be known by the terms: leech, mooch, golddigger, and scrub.
"I can't believe that hot chick just gave me her number!" ... "Man, don't call that gutter rat. She's only gave it to you because she knows your mom gives people free buddy passes."

I don't know why she wont just kick him out once and for all. All he does is eat all her food and use her for her deluxe internet/cable bundle. Total gutterrat if you ask me!

Joondi rat 

Joondi rats are very similar to city rats except they have a different habitat. Joondi rats are troubled teens who hang out at ‘joondi’ ( short for Joondalup) a suburb and shopping mall in Perth, the rats hangout outside the mall at the Joondalup train station. Here they waste their youth doing drugs, shop lifting, getting into fights so on. The prime time for joondi rats is around 5pm so if you are doing some late night shopping try to avoid catching the train. They wear the same basic uniform as city rats adidas track pants, kappa jumper, tn’s
Leanne : Amberly is such a joondi rat she’s always at Joondalup doing drugs
Joondi rat by Milfsgonewild May 18, 2018

Vaginal Ghoul Rat

A Vaginal Ghoul Rat is the spirit of a rat that lives on in an overweight woman's vagina, leading to an almighty stench.
Ah man, what's that God-awful smell??

Hey that's just Firkin's Vaginal Ghoul Rat kicking out a stink - it's the summer you know.

Sewer Rat 

A greasy, usually short male between the ages of 12-19. In general, these males are pale in skin tone, and have a slightly grey tint to them. Most of them consider themselves to be cool, yet they're lacking in friends and character. Often, they have a napoleon complex, or are just rude in general. They usually wear dark colors, and may die their hair black, though they aren't in the "goth" category, and usually hang around nerdy blonde males. Most have crooked teeth, and are relatively straight edge. Though they try to deny their innocent tendencies, the average person can see right through them. They are not to be confused with "emos" They wear baggy clothing and though they may carry around guitars, they most likely can't play them. Many have rodent-like pointy features and noses, thus giving them the name "sewer rat".
"Ha ha ha. Look at that sewer rat over there! What did he do to his hair?"
Sewer Rat by Squirmy Badger April 10, 2009