chinese ninja - noun 

a mythical creature only found in ceratin areas of don kentfield's mind, although rare these cratures have the habit of waitng in public bathrooms espacially in latrines in order to kill its prey, also they enjoy playing halo in their super nintendo.

a chinese ninja cutted me in the bathroom at AITO.

chinese ninja - noun by true ninja April 13, 2005

ninja 

a racial term referring to african american people when you don't want them to know when you are talking about them in a public place.

Damn, there is alot of ninjas in the club tonight.

ninja by jake. October 22, 2007

sneaky ninja 

while a having sex, a girl is licking the guys asshole and the guy farts then does a back flip and fucks the girl doggy style.

guy 1: Yo you know that Jenny chick.
guy 2: Oh yeah that hot blonde?
guy 1: Yeah last night she came over and i gave her a sneaky ninja.

sneaky ninja by SNEAKY NINJA March 24, 2008

lazy ninja 

when a lazy person waits until a another is sleeping to sneak in and try to have sex with them.

he waited until i was passed out on his couch and then snuck in and pulled the lazy ninja.

lazy ninja by groupie#1 September 22, 2006

ninja vanish 

When an individual flatulates in public and promptly flees the area prior to acknologement of the foul odor.

I had beer farts this morning at work, had to pull the ol' ninja vanish.

ninja vanish by MonkeyHustler March 21, 2007

Ninja 

A. Adjective. Slang term for a friend. Derived from the word Nigga, Ninja is a more politically correct term to use but imply's the same thing. A T-Shirt highlighted in the movie Bench warmers stated "Strictly For My Ninjas" Playing on the words of the hit rap song "strictly 4 my niggaz" performed by 2 Pac. See also Nin.

B. Noun. Slang term for an American Muslim woman in full garb.

A. What up Ninja?

B. Oh look our hostess at Applebees tonight is a Ninja.

Ninja by Brian Patterson May 16, 2007

ninja turtles 

The most fucked up cartoon in the world!

Think the writers smoked a ton of weed while creating it.
Sick crackheads!

How Ninja Turtles was made:

Writer1: Dude! lets make a cartoon about some ninjas!

Writer2: Omg yeah! I'm thinking animals man! like tigers or something!

Writer1: Nooo dude! turtles! mutated psycho turtles!

Writer2: That's sick! What should we name them? Shogun?

Writer1: Hell no. Lets name them after som freaking italian painting men!

Writer2: Oh kk. Do they live in Italy?

Writer1: NO! Italy is FAIL! They live in the sewer... with their mutated rat sensei! And they call eachother Dude all the time!

Writer2: Duuuude! hand me another spliff...

ninja turtles by Maxel J April 4, 2008