Facebook...Er; whatever. 

What people say when they are embarrassed after admitting to sombody that they found something out on Facebook.

Yea. I read it on Facebook...Er; whatever.

Facebook...Er; whatever. by urge19 January 2, 2011

Facebook Featherbrained

When someone comments on a status that you have that is meant to be serious and meaningful with a trivial and frankly retarded comment.

Bob: In the days of kings and queens I was a jester
Frank: In the days of kings and queens you were a shoveler of shit.
Harold: In the queens of kings jester, I was the days.
Bob: Wow you guys are facebook featherbrained

Facebook Featherbrained by DayumDude February 18, 2011

facebook fake 

people who pretend to be someone they are not only on facebook when clearly we all know how much of a fake bitch you really are!

I love my kids and my husband but I am a facebook fake and sit on my ass all day and do nothing but facebook and drink like a fish!

facebook fake by don't want to know you February 20, 2011

facebook television 

Person creates a new picture or pictures everyday and puts them on facebook. This making a series of show for you to follow. Props include any thing seen from day to day living. Make up and hair dye to go with the costume. So busy with their series, the person may neglect to see any type of reality around them.. if a whore, will not clean the house, because she does not have money to buy for cleaning supplies or instruments. Very dramatic postings will depict each scene of the day. Person will be sucked into their facebook show so much, they are absolutely insecure without the feedback to keep them artificially comfortable in their piggish sludge surroundings.

Tiff started her facebook television series "My God, I am a oog boogy doll and constantly lash out."

We all got to exhibit Benn's facebook television series. But towards the end we were disappointed to find strange articles of dirty clothing laying around in randomn places along with other various items.. also some very weird stains on a blacking carpet. Last but not least grudge and shit all over the kitchen...

facebook television by what the fuck seriously March 20, 2011

facebook him/her 

To find some one on Facebook.A friend or so.

Ray:it's been a long time since i haven't spoken to katy/barny.where is she/he ?
Andy:i know.let's Facebook him/her.

facebook him/her by Sac.chauhan March 22, 2011

Facebook Officer 

an employee who spends most of his time facebooking within working hours.

The Facebook Officer is still busy checking his notifications. Let's not disturb him with all these documents.

Facebook Officer by invictus2823 April 30, 2011

facebook wait

The invariably brief/lengthy gap in time between posting a status on Facebook and receiving your first 'like' or comment. Due to the crushing pressures of Facebook social politics, the wait can be an unnerving, soul-destroying experience, with unliked statuses often driving the user into near-manic depressive states.

Guy: You okay man? You're shaking real bad.
Guy 2: Fucking facebook wait, man, I posted that quote a half hour ago and still nobody's commented. Can't fucking concentrate until I at least get 1 like.

facebook wait by norepeat October 2, 2011