Dick Slurping 

When one puts a dick in ones mouth then one breathes in and makes a slurping sound with the dick in their mouth.

My girlfriend and i were dick slurping last night. My dick was tickled the whole time!

Dick Slurping by Dlmiller84 March 15, 2015

dick af 

Short for "dick as fuck". When you think you see something neat, but it turns out it sucks. Synonymous with "sike as fuck".

Brad: Chad's party was hella rad.
Chad: Yuh it was lit.
Vlad: Lol dick af that party sucked ass.

dick af by HippoBinder December 14, 2016

Dick distance 

The amount of new dicks you need to get in you, before you can consider yourself "over" your ex. Measured in inches/feet.

I reckon I need about 3 feet of dick distance from Steve.

Dick distance by Tee4535 June 24, 2017

Dick Picking 

The act of sending a dick picture to a female who hardly knows you

"Omg Karen this random guy just sent me a picture of his dick!"
"Omg Susan you are now a victim of dick picking, I'm so sorry you had to see something so tragic and small."

Dick Picking by Kimbo36 May 4, 2018

Dick Cheney 

A freaking moron who accidentilly shot a civilian while hunting DOVESthe symbol of peace. Oh yeah and he also happens to be the vice president of the United States of America.

"This just in, while President George W. Bush is sending more and more young men & women to Iraq to die, his vice president, Dick Cheney{middle name "and balls"), is hunting down the universal symbol for peace, and in the process wounding innocent men. Oh the irony."

Dick Cheney by assholecockknockerbastard July 16, 2008

dick clique

A group of dudes who tend to hang out. That is to say, a large group of friends who are male and tend to only hang out with females when in a social situation.

The dick clique may roll mad deep but they will run a train on your girl.

dick clique by digs nast August 4, 2007

Dick-Kebab 

A woman who is impaled on a very large penis -- between 12 and 98 inches.

I'll be the skewer if you be my dick-kebab *wink* *wink*.

Dick-Kebab by foozballguy and ak91 August 10, 2009