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Espresso Shot 

When your ass cheeks are spread wide enough for someone to poor coffee into your waiting asshole for a tasty beverage with a bit of kick to wake you up in the morning. After allowing the hole to naturally froth, your sexual partner will suck all brown liquid out with a flourish.
"She has a pep in her step this morning"
"Her boyfriend made her an espresso shot. Apparently it was pretty tasty."
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who shot john 

A term used in a situation where a major event has occurred and you have no idea what's going on.
(Someone was stabbed at a party)
M: Yo did you see that?
J: No, man! Who shot john?
who shot john by DDAWLS November 28, 2004
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self shot 

The unfortunate event of jizzing in your own eye when you are masturbating
James: Man, last night was weird
Andrew: How so?
James: I was whacking off and i shot myself in the eye...
Andrew: ...So you self shot...?
James: ...Yea...
Andrew: ...
James: ...
Andrew: ...BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Andrew goes and tells all of James' firends)

smock shot 

The act of cutting off the ears and hollowing out the head threw the ear drum.
During times of war they used to smock shot there pow's.
smock shot by Jordan Ruiz November 28, 2003

mercy shot 

when the friend who is controlling your alcohol intake gives you one more shot to help alleviate the horrible head buzz you get from drinking just under the amount you need to get drunk.
Though she had had a few too many drinks,Kyle gave Erica a mercy shot so her head would stop spinning and then took the bottle away.
mercy shot by ricarocks18 May 8, 2008

Cumbicle Shot 

a cum shot by you or someone next to you in an office space with cubicle architecture, usually reaching a cubicle other that your own.
Guy 1: Dude, have you seen the Peter North cum shot montage on red tube?
Guy 2: That's nothing! This kid at work with a stache totally did a cumbicle shot all over my power point presentation!
Cumbicle Shot by L.A.C April 2, 2009
Noun (singular) - less common: A forcible bowel movement that adheres to the interior of the toilet bowl.

N (plural) - more common: The condition of having explosive lower gastrointestinal distress due to poor meals.
"Dude, after those 12 burritos and seven beers, I had Taco Shots this morning."

"The pledge noticed, prepared to clean stall #3, that a large Taco Shot had been left on the back of the bowl."
Taco Shot by Freezy Fruster May 4, 2009