Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19

WHO’s comforting message to millions of anxious children worldwide about Father Christmas to assure them (without proof) that despite his older age they needn’t worry about his health during this pandemic crisis, as he would be able to deliver their presents on Christmas Eve—however, they are reminded that they and Santa Claus must adhere to physical social distancing and must obey their parents to sleep early on December 24.

Because Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19, WHO confirmed that most countries—except those few nations that forbid Christmas because it is an “infidel” or pagan festival—would relax their quarantine rules to enable Santa and his flying reindeer to enter their airspace, so that he could uninterruptedly and unobstructively deliver the presents before December 25.

by MathPlus December 14, 2020

Classy

A word used by lowlifes, stuck-up rich people, or what you would say to people who are so occupied with their bling-blings, that they don't give a dam about anybody else, unless you're rich!

Examples of lowlifes using the word classy:

1. This is fucken classy, man!

2. Yeah man! I made so much money selling drugs, everything I got is classy.


Examples of stuck-up people saying classy.

1. Oh, darling! I'm going to the shop to get that gold tea set, it's so classy!

2. Oh, darling! remember that dirty bum trying to steal money from us with his coffee cup? Well, I saw a statue of a bum in a store that looked so classy, I'm gona get it!

3. Oh, darling! We have such a classy 10 million dollar home, I wonder how the bums can live the way they do outdoors?


Examples of us calling these stuck-up people classy:

1. Lets have some fun with our classy bosses new car! Got the paint remover?

2. She's so classy with her botox, fake boobs, and fat filled lips! Does she come with a warranty?

by Cornbred December 3, 2004

cbass

Cbass, an extremely cheap-ass ssbm, who predictably plays as ONE character. Incredibly gay and incredibly funny. His driving skills are second to none. Can also refer to someone's actions.

Going through a red light, trash talking as you lose in a game, and quick trips to McDonald's.

by la Morsa December 11, 2003

chass

(v.) to chass

A portmanteau of "chasing ass"; proceeding in the general direction of finely shaped derriere with the intention of admiring it discreetly.

Stu: Rick, where're you going? The lecture hall's this way.
Rick: Yeah, I'm gonna go the long way around. I'm chassing that fine ass honey over there.
Stu: Wait, I'll go with you...

by vortexx7 October 22, 2009

Piss Clams

little tiny clams that come from my Uretha when I take piss. If you have enough pressure when pissing it is good to shot in mouth, tasty.

I like the taste of my piss clams today.

by Joeu Bag o Doughnuts September 12, 2003

chass

Verb1: To chew out one's ass as in a sexual format.
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Verb2: To chew out one's ass in a fighting manor.

1) While performing cunnillingus on a female sexual partner, the giver would also perform anallingus on the rectil area to stimulate other organs.
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2) Get in a verbal fight with often use of vulgar and profane words.

by Sex God May 5, 2005

classy

someone, usually a girl, who is not a slut.

Jennifer is a lot more classy than Julie.

Yeah, Julie sleeps around.

by asparagus:DD February 1, 2010