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Bell Ringer

A phenomenon where a firm and lengthy poo is evacuated by a male, hitting the bottom of the toilet before tilting forward and striking the subjects testicles on the way down with or without possible smearage. Most common in shallow toilets or when said testicles are particularly saggy.
Dude thanks for the tip, the fiber is definitely working, but I have never had so many dam Bell Ringers. I have gone through a 12 pack of double rolls just on cleaning my nuts.
by Jodiii May 23, 2011
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Ringpop

A ringpop is a dick that looks exactly like ringpop candy. Commonly used as an insult or as a title for someone who has a ringpop dick.
"Hey ringpop!"
"Oh man so anyway, he has a ringpop yo! He whipped it out and I was like...OH MY GOD!!!"
by Jeff McManus May 4, 2003
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ringer

its the ringing sound u hear in your head after a massive hoot of crack
i got a ringer from that rock we smoked lastnite
by cocainebeautifuLL October 3, 2007
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ringpeice

Brown sweaty hoop surrounding ones shithole.
Lick my ringpeice you tart
by Paul B January 9, 2004
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Ringing Silence

When it is silent and a really loud ringing noise goes off in your brain. It may be caused by exposing your earlobes to very loud noises, such as music or television.
Teacher: Everyone, please be quiet while taking your test!
*silence*
Billy: Owwww!
Teacher: WHAT? I said NO talking!
Billy: It was so loud!
Teacher: Oh, you must have heard the "ringing silence"
by AwesomeMikeC December 28, 2007
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ringling

a lazy male specimen whom has very little to live for. A person who has little hope for achievement in his life can be considered a 'ringling'. Typically, these men tend to be very addicted to marijuana and love to chain smoke ciggarettes in order to relieve themselves of the stress they have due to their terrible lives and ginger mothers.
The girl (whome we will call Lauren) was dumped by her boyrfriend, and when asked about it by her friends she replied, "That damn Ringling dumped me because he met a midget called Bridgett who is a rich stripper."
by Lord Sepherkuron April 1, 2009
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Ringback

A footballer or other person in the public domain who fucks around behind his wifes/fiancees back and gets caught doing so. also see Ashley Cole Teddy Sheringham
"Howay man, I can't believe you've thrown away our marraige for the sake of a cheap slapper, heres your ringback...I'm off to LA"
by Rob St Evenage March 7, 2008
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