Clubcard Rape

When someone is using a self-checkout till at a supermarket you scan or swipe your clubcard/points-card before they can do theirs so that you get the points. There is no 'remove clubcard' button so once you've swiped they have no choice but to pay and you get the points.

*beep* "damn you just clubcard raped me and that beer was worth 300 points"

by jacksonliam August 14, 2011

nut rape

The action of using various forms of (edible) nuts and inserting them into the victim's anus.

Dude, I heard Josh got nut raped.

by Mbuuqw November 14, 2016

rape scrabble

A game in which participants play a round of scrabble, and then a round of rape, similar to the game of 'chess boxing'.

Jazzy: How was that game of rape scrabble you played last night?
Me: Oh you know, I've never been good with words, but the rape was what won it for me.

by admiral fuckface June 13, 2018

Facebook Raping

When you repeatedly comment someone's wall with a group of friends so they are FLOODED with notifications.

And the best part is that they just sit there and take it! >:D

FBRaper: ahahah, how do you feel?
Rapee: Dude, i cant believe you were Facebook Raping me, not cool.

by moldylunchbox95 July 13, 2010

Devil raped

When you have the runs so bad, that it burns your butt hole when you poop.

That crap was coming out like lava, I feel like I've been DEVIL RAPED!!

by BAMF407 September 5, 2016

Comfort Rape

When a close friend dies and someone you and the deceased barely know (or like) expects you to comfort them while completely ignoring your own pain or grief.

Cindy totally comfort raped me at the reception but I couldn't let her make a scene.

by Enyo Tisiphone May 3, 2018

car rape

unwanted, forceful entry into my lane usually without a blinker.

Did you see that f250 car rape that neon?

by chesh1986 March 20, 2014