Pour Salt Down Your Drain At Night 

another one of those scam-spam things
how to waste salt 101

Pour Salt Down Your Drain At Night, Here's Why

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If you aren't doing this a couple times a week, you need to start. Grab your salt and pour some directly down your drain at night. In the morning....

Pour Salt Down Your Drain At Night by literally just a bicycle September 6, 2021

Play Robox With Your Boobs Out Night 

A night on the 16th of October where you play robox with your boobs out.

Person 1: do you know what night it is?
Person 2: no.
Person 1: play robox with your boobs out night, because it's the 16th of October.
Person 2: *gets boobs out and plays roblox*

Play Robox With Your Boobs Out Night by WANKERKID69 October 15, 2022

One night stand 

picking up a stranger simply for sex, and sometimes involving money. A sexual experience with no strings attached or any comittment.

A guy, Joe is at a club on miami beach and realizes"Damn I'm 31 years old, and i've still never been laid!!!" His gay friend, Troy overhears him and offers him sex for free with him and his boyfriend, Jeff. "As desperate as I am, I want my first time to be special and filled with pussy pleasures" Just have a ONE NIGHT STAND like me and troy used to do" says Jeff. Just then a tasty new model from Brazil overheard them, and liked the idea. "I've been in Miami for three weeks and still haven't recieved a compliment" says the model, Kate. Joe jumped at the idea. "Well since I'm fuckin desperate, and I don't know how you're gonna take this, ur so hot i'd cut a whole in your dress and stick my dick in it" She actually took it well and she thought his dick was big and long. "You boys like blowjobs here dont you" she said. "Well I only like boys doin dat to me"says Troy. "Well how about you, Joe- would you like to accompany me to my suite and be my guard for the night or something like that" kate whispered. "HELL YEA GRL, but is this 'night' gonna be free. She replied"The only fee is your meat" Joe rushed to Kate's suite, and started stripping in the hallway. He slipped on his cherry condom, and Kate removed her bra and showed her triple C's. Joe gently stuck his fingers in her coochie, and slowly took of her panties. He immediately stuck his 11 inch pole in her mouth. "It's a shame that a large cock like this has been stored for all these years" Kate licked out. Next Kate bent over and touched her ass symbolising she wanted it doggystyle first. Joe rammed his dick inside of her til he moaned and so deep that his penis was steering kate. Joe threw Kate on the bed and spread her legs over his shoulders. Before Kate could even breathe he drilled his meatpole into her pussy and played with her pubic hair. This went on for 52 minutes until Joe cummed for the very first time on Brazilian Kate's face. By the time Joe woke up the next day, Kate was gone and had left him the 300.00 bill. "Awesome he thought". The ONE NIGHT STAND of a life time.

One night stand by notsag January 4, 2008

OPENING WINDOW AND SHAGGING THE NIGHT 

To have intercourse with a woman of the prostitue persuasion who has the vagina resembling opening window and indeed shagging the night.

"wow... jenny the prozzie had a snatch. it was like OPENING WINDOW AND SHAGGING THE NIGHT!!!"

OPENING WINDOW AND SHAGGING THE NIGHT by cavna June 23, 2008

pron night 

A night of pr0n, or porn, dedicated to wining and dining with your left, right, or sometimes both hands and your favorite porn star in a free-for-all mastubation marathon by your terrible lonesome.

By definition, more interesting and productive than prom night.

Sam: Who are you going to prom with Jake?

Jake: Oh, I'm not going, I'm actually having a pron night, Melody Maxx is my date.

Sam: Damnit. Wish I was going to pron night.

pron night by iancharcoal April 13, 2011

Raiders of the Night 

Any amazing sister of Phi Sigma Chi who exemplifies the characteristics of a true Phi Sig. One might fully become a Raider of the Night after performing the sorority's "secret handshake". The term Raiders of the Night is so cool it has its own song.

The Phi Sigma Chi sisters have been Raiders of the Night since 1924.

All the boys love a true Raider of the Night.

The best sorority at Grove City College is Phi Sigma Chi, the Raiders of the Night.

It takes true class to be a Raider of the Night.

Raiders of the Night by checkers1924 October 13, 2010

Your Mama Said That Shit too last night 

It is in insult, if his/her mom did in fact, say that sit too last night. Pretend your friend says something sexual (See example below). You have an instant comeback!
Created by the al-mighty Squirrel, this insult has spread to a whole 2 people! Amazing!

Person 1: Hey man its cold out here
Squirrel: Your mama said that shit too last night, but you didn't see either of us compaining!
Person 1: I'm worthless!!!
Person 2: FUCK YAH YOU ARE!

(In fact, the lights were off and he wasnt home... so he couldnt see us if he wanted to!)

Your Mama Said That Shit too last night by Squirrelish87 July 28, 2008