When you don't have enough time to unclogg the toilet before you have to pee so when you flush you leave immediately and wash your hands in the kitchen sink
My friend had to pull a Flush & Fly before he got the his hazmat suit on to reenter the "battlezone"
by Niggerinthehood December 17, 2018
Get the Flush & Flymug. by SuperFlyByTheBeach March 18, 2024
Get the Scratched the flymug. The music teacher was teaching a lesson on body percussion, but I didn’t give a flying fuck about it, so I just zoned out.
by jeplunknown January 16, 2025
Get the Flying fuckmug. by igottafeeling November 22, 2021
Get the world flying communitymug. A furry flying creature that usually lives in the woods, but is also know to appear to those that wish for him on the night of the Sock Genie or Sock Djinn. it is also commonly used in the expression "I dont give a flyin' woodhasm!"
Doofus#1:Whats that up in the sky?
Doofus#2:I dont know, it looks like a gatorade bottle with wings and a face!
Assfuck:"Its a Flying Woodhasm you fuckin doofuses! We wished for it last night from the sock genie! You guys are so stupid you should just go fuck your mothers!
Doofus#2:I dont know, it looks like a gatorade bottle with wings and a face!
Assfuck:"Its a Flying Woodhasm you fuckin doofuses! We wished for it last night from the sock genie! You guys are so stupid you should just go fuck your mothers!
by MelonBread August 11, 2008
Get the Flying Woodhasmmug. a phrase meaning "normal" and "civilized" (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do
a boy, after attending physical science class in elementary school, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts admonishing him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks, burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now (starts chasing him with a broom)
boy: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no?
His mother starts admonishing him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks, burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now (starts chasing him with a broom)
boy: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no?
by Sexydimma March 9, 2013
Get the pigs don't flymug. Getting stung by a fly means confusing others in a way that they forget what they were meant to do.
(It is something that I made up)
(It is something that I made up)
Person A: "Did you understand what __ meant in their presentation?"
Person B: "No. Probably they tried getting stung by a fly."
Person B: "No. Probably they tried getting stung by a fly."
by Naxiye [2] September 11, 2025
Get the Getting Stung By A Flymug.