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A cakeboy is a guy who gives off ambiguous intentions towards his female "friend(s)." Generally, he says and does things that confuse his female friend(s) into believing they're dating him. Cakeboys can be found in large numbers among nice guys and at Protestant seminaries.

The term cakeboy comes from the reference to cake -- it looks and tastes good for a time, but it won't sustain you long-term.
I can never tell whether I'm dating him. He snuggles up to me on the couch, but then talks about how he values our friendship. He is such a cakeboy!
cakeboy by cori777 December 29, 2007
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chocolate cake 

A very good shot... Tastes just like Chocolate Cake, I swear.
Half Frangelico and half Vodka. Sugar coat a lemon and garnish.
chocolate cake by Evil Bella June 20, 2004

Oreo Cakester 

When two fat black guys have sex with one fat white girl...
Jamal and Reggie spent some quality time with Debrah by sharing a Oreo Cakester.

cake f.m. 

Talking on speaker phone with your significant other while in the car with other individuals. Therefore forcing every one to listen to you sweet talk, instead of listening to the radio like everyone else would prefer.
I was forced to listen to cake f.m. all the way home, my friends a dick..shoot me now.
cake f.m. by doolinism January 20, 2011

fuckle cake 

It's a cake...that fucks.
Your mom eats a twinky through her pussy. General me or my penis being the twinky and or fuckle cake. Mmmmm wheres the cream filing!

grunt cake 

Synonymous to poop, crap, shit. It is the product of visiting the toilet to take a crap.
I have to go lay a grunt cake.
grunt cake by Ohh lala October 18, 2007

Hand cake 

When a male ejaculates into a females hands.
Ryan "I'm going to cum! Hold out your hands!"
Sarah "oh yeah, I love hand cakes!"
Hand cake by Smario999 January 2, 2012