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ding dong schlong badong badonkas 

the term to describe one's penis when it is exceptionally large in size
John: He has a ding dong schlong badong badonkas
Sam: Yes. it is extremely huge

Big Dick Bacoulis 

Someone who has a massive cock. Known for its length and girth. A big dick Bacoulis is someone who also carries a large sack of nuts, and puts it to use quite often. It is someone who is a straight male that wants to have sex. Sex it a part of there biology that they plan on putting to use.
Big Dick Bacoulis fucks girls nightly.

That guy is such a big dick Bacoulis he probably gets hella bitches.

Baconator 

Alternative pronunciation for an extremely long last name (i.e. Bocanegra, Brickowski, Badagliacca).
Brijanna Baconator?
It's Bocanegra.
Yeah, OK, your name is too hard to say, so you're Baconator.
Baconator by lkombat November 23, 2010

The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight 

a meme originating from Reddit. has no defined meaning apart from trying to make you sound cool
n00b: the narwhal bacons at midnight!

everyone else: STFU!
when some one has an extremely zitty back.
Guy 1- Dude you need some cream for your bacne!
Guy 2- Ya man, it's gettin gross.
bacne by wolcamac March 11, 2008
A person with a big, fat, round nose. Commonly found playing Runescape in the town of Varrock. Usually has a nasty, and manly voice. Badong can also refer to a floppy penis, or a 'wonky eye'.
Example 1: Dayuuuum, that french woman playing Runescape at the art gallery is a badong.

Example 2: HOLY SHIT, you can see his badong through his sweatpants !
Badong by badongadong May 19, 2009