post nut clarity 

The overpowering soberness that comes after beating your meat. It's worse the weirder the shit you were jerking off to.

This generally is thought to occur because the extra blood that was in your sexual organs rushes back to your head as soon as you finish, giving your brain a mental boost.

Jim: How did you pass that test bro?
Greg: I jerked off before class so I would have some post nut clarity bro.
Jim: wtf man...
Greg: I'm serious it works

post nut clarity by obama6969699 March 12, 2022

Going off it's nut 

Something or someone that is going crazy or mental or pyscho or insane.

Stevo: my vista computer is Going off it's nut!

Going off it's nut by Mysta D February 9, 2009

Whip a nut 

U-turn

We need to whip a nut, I've gone the wrong way.

Whip a nut by pmk182 July 17, 2016

Left Right Goodnight, Nut

To go up to your enemy in a club and bang their left cheek, right cheek. Then as they are collapsing you give them a big old headbut (nut). DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES EJACULATE (nut) ON THEM (whilst conscious).

Sam : Hey Franklin!

Franklin : Oh hey Sam!

Sam : Where's that money you owe me?

Franklin : Fuck your money.

Sam : *Performs Left Right Goodnight, Nut whilst shouting* Left Right Goodnight, Nut.

Left Right Goodnight, Nut by samandizzy'ssweetanalysis December 9, 2019

banana nut muffin

A type of pastry that immature people find humorous because:

A: "banana" is slang for penis
B: "nut" is slang for testicle
C: "muffin" is slang for vagina

Normal Person: "Hey, would you like a piece of my banana nut muffin?"

Absolute Douche: *laughing hysterically

banana nut muffin by Yeah, that guy November 30, 2010

vanilla nut tap 

Fictional confectionery offering at Dunkin' Donuts, used to trick your 'friend' into getting punched in the nuts. First widespread use noted in a 2016 SNL parody advertisement.

Friend 1: "Tell them what your favorite donut is -- the vanilla nut taps."

Friend 2: "Huh?"
Friend 1: punches friend 2 in the testicles "Vanilla nut taps!"

vanilla nut tap by Tofudebeast October 10, 2017

left nut 

part of your ball sack. not the good right one, the left one

"ligma left nut"

left nut by mjh657 May 10, 2019