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Instagrammablising

Somebody that is presently making something instagrammable.
I am in the middle of instagrammablising something.
by GrahamSetantaMuayThai April 1, 2025
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Instagram Reels

Hands down the best thing to grace the internet. I've encountered wild shit such as spongebob spamming the word "nigger", a video of someone being told they're not normal because she identifies as one of the made up genders and there's plenty of interesting fight videos on there too.
Fuck tiktok, fuck YT Shorts, Instagram Reels is the way to go.
by UltimateDoge April 3, 2025
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Instaskank

A female who thinks they are a model/influencer.

Generally found posing outside designer shops whilst kitted out in a load of fake designer brands form turkey.

Holiday to Dubai, Ibiza (photos at O beach) and Marbella.

Riddled in Botox and fake lips and normally a dealer boyfriend
Check the instaskanks photo, bet she has a few photos at O beach Ibiza
by Favol April 7, 2025
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InstaDelusional

A woman whose ego is inflated by filters, likes, and simps in her DMs—believing she’s out of everyone’s league while offering the personality of a Ring camera.
“She’s a cashier with a selfie addiction and thinks she deserves a millionaire. She’s full-on InstaDelusional.”
by shores June 29, 2025
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Instatute

A modern woman who turned Instagram into her résumé and OnlyFans into her retirement plan. She believes she's the prize because 4,000 dudes left thirsty emojis — yet she can’t hold a conversation, a relationship, or a job longer than three months.
"She’s got 12K followers, a link in bio, and a ‘no broke men’ rule. Sis is an Instatute!"
by shores June 29, 2025
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Instaheal

A word used in the video game Terraria. This often refers to Quick Heal, as it is instant.
"You often need an Instaheal while fighting bosses in Terraria."
by Terrarian July 28, 2025
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Instafuckingcart

When you're in a rush or excited to get something instacarted to your house so you tell someone to instafuckingcart it
Dude, just instafucking cart it. We're too high to drive

Instafuckingcart the world bro
by Ttess1 August 14, 2025
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