introverted drunk

Getting drunk all alone, from the comfort of your own bedroom, whilst listening to music from the 1970's.

Oh, don't bother inviting her, she's an introverted drunk.

by savcanrhyme September 22, 2017

Bed Drunk

When you're so tired in the morning that you are less useful than someone who is drunk.

Sean had to stay up untill 2 am studying. He didn't get much sleep, and because of that, he's bed drunk

by Thatmajikfool September 24, 2011

Drunk splat

When you get drunk and jerk off outside

Todd had a drunk splat last night

by Interfectorem lucem October 19, 2018

Drunk

When you drink to much you get drunk. You act retarded and don't remeber what happened.

Carl got drunk again.

by Crue boi June 11, 2018

Nonverbal drunk

Consuming so much alcohol that you are no longer able to speak with words, just hand gestures

What’s wrong with Tim?

He drank too much and became a nonverbal drunk.

by Shake that ass for me October 27, 2023

Yoda Drunk

When you've reached such an incredible level of drunk you start speaking like Yoda from Star Wars.

"Dude? I think Josh has reached Yoda Drunk, he just said "drink, I must get"

by Frissiw April 7, 2017

Scooter Drunk

When you are completely shit faced and you decide to play music full blast or make cinnamon rolls and play music full blast

You were scooter drunk tonight after Yagas

by ScootsMcGoots July 23, 2016