douche-off

Its a Competition too see who can come up with the dirtiest nastiest insults usually involving fat people, sex positions, body fluids, etc.

(Examples taken directly from Me and a friends actual douche-off)

Zack- "your a fat old ladies first husbands penis that has been stuck in her fat sweaty overlapping vagina lips"

Robert- "your her butterscotch pussy juice"

Zack- "well your the nasty green splooge that got caught between fionnas big giant hairy ass cheeks from shreks crimpled dick!"

Robert- " your the nasty condom that natasha and boris used to make sweet love while watching baby loony tunes"

Zack- "are those characters from james bond?"

Robert- "nope rockie and bullwinkle"

Zack- "Touch'e"

All Quotes From A douche off held on June 20 2006 by Zack Herrell and Robert Gorby

by Zack Herrell September 16, 2007

douche nozzle

tobias wright-like people, usually the biggest douchebag at a lunch table. This person is usually so much of a douche that he/she transcends douche-like name calling, to the point where the term "Douchenozzle" is all that suffices.

Toby, quit being a douche nozzle and eat your lunch
!

by tyler grimes April 15, 2006

douche rocket

Someone who is a major douche bag.

Justin is such a douche rocket.

by it_was_a_friday_night December 16, 2007

douche cape

1. The fashion practice of wearing a sweater draped over the back, with the sleeves draped over the shoulders.

*variant , "knotty douche cape" includes tying the sleeves in a knot below the neck.

"holy crizzle - I was in the marina last night, and I felt like I was swimming in douche capes.."

by sleepyHollow September 24, 2012

Douche Bag

Refers to a person who wears the combination of Hunting Camo, has Chin Strap facial hair, and Drives a Pickup.

Did you see that arrogant hick wearing hunting camo...and he's not hunting. What a Douche Bag.

by River Rat Hater May 30, 2008

douche bagel

synonym for douche bag; not necessarily used in a negative way.

"hey douche bagel, what's up?"
"that guy is a fucking douche bagel!"

by Still Mandurr May 27, 2006

Douche Bag

People who think they are automatically cool for being on the Football team. Or drives a car in which the sound system cost more than the car itself.

The entire football team is here, they are douche bags.

by TRAVBO December 8, 2003