rubber donkey dick 

something that is crude and rude. It is a noun.

I would not fuck you with a rubber donkey dick. And or...that sucks rubber donkey dick.

rubber donkey dick by fluffer November 23, 2002

Mexican Donkey Punch 

The act of a blind siding punch to the rear of the head, delivererd to a Mexican by another Mexican, both of whom are in the United States on work Visas. This act is usually witnessed shortly after the two have eaten taco bell!

Witness #1: There go Olan and Victor just returning from Taco Bell.

Witness #2: Holy Shit! Olan just straight gave Victor a Mexican Donkey Punch!

Witness #1: Yo Quiero!

Mexican Donkey Punch by The Silent One May 8, 2008

Big Floppy Donkey Dick 

i have 1 it is great it gets stuff under the skin, it smells. I like to play with it

poos

Big Floppy Donkey Dick by judith November 3, 2003

Spongebob Donkey Punch 

The act of fellatio, when you do the bob and weave; then as he begins to climax, you punch him in the stomach, the esophagus, chomp on his weiner and finally a good punch in the square pants.

My girlfriend performed a spongebob donkey punch on me last night. It was the best blow job ever! It was so good I sharted and then she licked my ass crack, thus she performed a spongebob hershey kiss.

Spongebob Donkey Punch by Soda Pop2 October 16, 2008

swamp donkey 

Kind of lady my friend Mr Mills would pay good money to impregnate.

Oi Millsy - are you bending one in that SWAMP DONKEY again ???? You catch something, for sure !!

swamp donkey by Willy Wonka September 29, 2003

Wonky Donkey 

The act of having anal sex with a woman as she bends over to give another man a blow-job. As this happens, the men arm wrestle on her back. Once their arm wrestle has reached completion, the paired fists knock out the woman (see Donkey Punch).

Lets wonky donkey Rackle. But Im so gonna win the arm wrestle.

Wonky Donkey by hellequin23 November 12, 2009

Russian Donkey Punch 

(verb)- when one takes a knife, and much like a regular donkey punch, starts hitting them, or in this case stabbing them in the neck and upper back durring sexual intercourse.

Dude, we were getting it on and all of the sudden I Russian Donkey Punched her.

Russian Donkey Punch by a_man_with_no_arms September 26, 2006