Schrodingers Apple

When a hot girl could be a guy unless proven otherwise. For example by the Adam's apple that can't be removed

Guy 1: that girl is hot
Guy 2: watchout that girl could be a schrodingers apple

by Iamgay light July 8, 2025

apple knees

when you're you get so nervous you feel like you're knees are gonna fall off like an apple on an apple treeeeeeee

"hey, are you nervous?"
"no..."
"yes, you are"
"okay fine. how'd you know?"
" because you have apple knees"

by KIyayayayayaah March 2, 2018

apple fart

Shoving a apple in ur ass

No go apple fart in my ass

by Fuck u banana November 15, 2017

Apple

A brand of smartphone that just like the fruit is incompatible with headphones and regular chargers.

3,4,5,6,7,8,10........wait, what? Is this on apple?

by Da One, Da One, Da Only One May 10, 2018

Apple

How tf do you not kno what an apple is u dumbass go to preschool

Guy 1: I'm hungry
Guy 2: Eat an apple
Guy 1: boi no I want a fukin banana

by Hey that's nice January 13, 2019

Red apples are God

A person who didn't get added by Chae_kk or Chae_kkk because Red apples are God is to cool for him to understand

Bruh I forgot to add Red apples are God
Oh don't worry he's to cool to understand

by cAN I PUT BALLS IN JAWS September 8, 2021

is there enough space in the boot for a jug of caramelized apples?

a random sentence which can be used at any time to confuse your friends

is there enough space in the boot for a jug of caramelized apples?

by alllyyyyyy April 22, 2021