TPS

The pseudonym TPS stands for "Tanning Per Second". It's a term used by tanning champions to clarify their listeners if today would be a brilliant day to sunbath. It scales from approximately 1-10, but what has to be taken into account is the location in the world. A TPS10 in Norway wouldn't be a TPS10 in the Sahara - obviously.

Dude 1: "Wow, have you seen the weather today?"
Dude 2: "Yep, it must be at least TPS of 8 today."
Dude 1: "I'm totally gonna hit the beach and show off my body!"
Dude 2: "Enjoy it, tanning champion!"

by Superhero big bad wolf June 18, 2013

TPS

Tiny penis syndrome

Felix: Man that guy Bryan sure has TPS.
Sam: TPS?
Felix: Yeah tiny penis syndrome.

by felixombc June 25, 2014

TP

Totally pissed.

When I found out she was actually a man dressed as a woman, I was TP.

by 66tornadoes December 11, 2016

TPX

A relatively small group of people who all came together from Twitch streamer RazorSharpFang. Originally called TPU, TPX was a twitch plays where the viewers would vote on what game they played. Now, RazorSharpFang no longer streams, but there is still a small following. Many say TPX is destined to die soon.

DK520: Have you heard of TPX
User: No
Dk520: It's dying anyways

by ManHandle669969 December 27, 2016

TP

Tit pic

Guy 1: can you send me a tp girl1: eww no your gross

by Damonsekc April 2, 2017

TPSOS

Short for:
1. Thought Provoking Sack O Shit
2. Toilet Paper SOS emergency

Trevor was idly sitting in his lawn chair making musical symphonies on his skin flute, little did he know, His chick was in the bathroom having a total TPSOS crisis....he was too busy to hear her cries for help.

by urcameltoeshowing1 May 28, 2017

TPM

TPM (that past memory) - When a song, word or anything makes you think of your ex.

EX- DANG I have to study but TPM (that past memory) is hitting me hard.

by LadyNiteRyder June 16, 2018