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Albino Jellyfish

When a male is having a bath and is masturbating and ejaculates into the bath water, making the semen float and moves with the water current, resembling an albino jellyfish.
I was horny whilst having a bath last night but didnt feel like getting out so i jerked off and came in the bath. My cum floating in the water looked like an albino jellyfish.
by Jaswahn March 17, 2026
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Miami Jellyfish

Slurping blood clot of a girl’s used tampon for sexual gratification
I just saw this creep take my tampon from the trash for a Miami jellyfish… GROSS!
by Fartwarrior March 25, 2026
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Pooh Jelly

1. The slick on your butt crack on a hot, humid day
2. The squishy substance from a soiled diaper
3. A cool-ass MFer from Louisiana
1. Dude! It’s so hot, I can feel that pooh jelly.

2. That baby’s diaper is full of pooh jelly!
3. I saw The Pooh Jelly catching them fish yesterday!
by SilvaJangles September 20, 2025
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Magic jelly bean

When you don’t wanna say “birth control pill” you can say magic jelly bean
by PointDida May 4, 2025
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Chicken Jelly

A slur aimed at an older male - normally part of a group but identified as the weakest one - will typically look slightly 'noncey' to the aggressor but as the weakest, will withdraw with the intimidation from the presence felt.
Look they have a chicken jelly over there - let's get over there and blast some balls at him
by Byfolds69 May 21, 2025
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Ham Jelly

An edible form of wheel bearing grease that is applied to a ham during the canning process.
Ham jelly is a great substitute for marmalade and hair gel.
by phaetonbootjack December 7, 2025
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Galax Jellyfish

A mythical fiddlers convention organism allegedly formed when gravity, poor drainage, and bad decisions unite the unholy remnants of a public park shower—hair and cum—into a translucent, floating menace. Frequently cited as the reason to never go barefoot, ever.
Avery said he fell in the shower this morning and that's why there's a galax jellyfish stuck in his ear ring
by Biglonghammer January 6, 2026
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