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Gooner, goon, and gooning are terms used by self avowed coomers/porn addicts but it is also used in the gun/tactical community as a term for those in a smaller niche subsection that have night vision to do flat range shit in their kit. While the origins for how there came to be a sexual connotation linked to goon or gooning is unknown and still disputed by many online. Goon, at least in the context that it is used in the gun/tactical community, apparently stemmed from a saying coined originally by soldiers and operators in special operation units during the GWOT (Global War on Terror) who had the saying of "Moons out, goons out." which was supposed to refer to the fact many of these units handled night raids and were adept at it. Thus, later on, civilians (primarily those from the US) within the gun community during the time when it became more popular to not only own firearms but also plate carriers, ballistic helmets, and night vision is when many began to adopt the term as well.
Definition 1 Example: "I use Rule34 all the time, of course I'm a gooner."

Definition 2 Example: "Yo, I just got these Gen 3 PVS-31's to mount on my Ops-Core for night time shit, I'm a gooner now boys! I'm in the club!"
gooner by HAT-TR!CK December 21, 2024
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when one or another person fladulates whilst gooning
I was gooning and then let out a "goonfart"
goonfart by Wartsniffer92 December 23, 2024
Related Words
A Goontard is a person who goons regularly
You are such a Goontard
Goontard by Goontard69 December 26, 2024

GoonSchlap

GoonSchlap can be used positively and negatively depending on the way you say it. Trinkets can be GoonSchlap but bad loot on fortnite can also be GoonSchlap. Calling a friend a GoonSchlap means they are one of your closest allies and you highly trust them, but at the same time your worst enemies can be goonschlap, but the meaning of goonschlap can be easily understood by the intent in your sentence
“Look at this awesome goonschlap i found at the thrift!”

“Peter is such a goonschlap sometimes! :(“

“Oh My God!!! Goonschlap your outfit is sooooo cute!”
GoonSchlap by beefybeefboy69 December 27, 2024
A state of mind of mind similar to Natalie
Me: i love that new seasonal anime that’s airing!
Natalie: Me too bro, I wonder if they made any hentai for the MC yet.
Me: YOU’RE SUCH A GOONER NATALIE!!!
Gooner by Goonking December 27, 2024
When a person or animal acts in a annoying or ignorant way.
"You're being gooneraik!"
gooneraik by Gooneraik.co December 29, 2024
a portmanteau between goon and monkey which is used to describe an extremely unproductive person or a procrastinator
this GOONKEY keeps arguing on the internet with people he doesn't even know.
he keeps procrastinating and oversleeping what a GOONKEY.
Goonkey by 4n4l_demon December 29, 2024