football dad 

A very hot person! Always tells his kids that they suck because they do! And his kids and family all live him very much

That football dad is so hot!

football dad by Red nose Rudolph October 1, 2018

don't tell my dad 

commonly used by compulsive liars when lying about pointless shit.

joey: ohhh ya i got a new mustang, but don't tell my dad

don't tell my dad by Randoms201 December 23, 2010

Paige's dad 

is sexy in the bed room

Paige's dad rocked my world last night,

oh yeah!

Paige's dad by paige's dad doer May 14, 2009

my dad is dead

an alternative to "that sucks"

When there is an awkward silence after receiving some bad news you say "my dad is dead"

my dad is dead by GipperAKH October 30, 2007

uncle-dad

when both your dad and his brother were fucking your mum at the same time befor you were born.you have no idea who is your real father so they are both uncle-dad.

"uncle-dad i caught uncle-dad in bed with mum again last night"
"i will kick my brothers fucking arse son don't you worry"

uncle-dad by garry good cunt March 30, 2009

insta-dad 

Ring up the late night T.V commercial's to get an 'insta-dad' delivered to your door. Insta-Dad is great for fulfilling the gap left by an incompetent or missing dad and is a great present for Christmas. Insta-dad never gets angry at you for smoking weed and does your homework at the same time as cooking dinner. Comes with 30 Day Money Back Guarantee.
Whats it to you?'s defintion is also quite acceptable and funny.

"Thanks Insta-dad!"

insta-dad by Diego September 11, 2003

Ghost Dad 

Taken from the popular film "Ghost Dad" it refers to males who have possibly fathered many children but do not have an active role in their lives or to refer to fathers who have died only to return to help there children with math homework

Maury paternity test episodes - The Ghost Dad disputes that he is the father of the crack whores baby

"Listen Ghost Dad I just want my popcorn!"

Ghost Dad by Paully! September 21, 2009