Definitions by Randoms201

don't tell my dad

commonly used by compulsive liars when lying about pointless shit.

joey: ohhh ya i got a new mustang, but don't tell my dad

used to describe individuals acting like fucktards. when those around you act rather strangely for random unfathomable reasons

glen: i'm not going to shave my beard for 53 days.
brian: you're feelin it