Its a Competition too see who can come up with the dirtiest nastiest insults usually involving fat people, sex positions, body fluids, etc.
(Examples taken directly from Me and a friends actual douche-off)
Zack- "your a fat old ladies first husbands penis that has been stuck in her fat sweaty overlapping vagina lips"
Robert- "your her butterscotch pussy juice"
Zack- "well your the nasty green splooge that got caught between fionnas big giant hairy ass cheeks from shreks crimpled dick!"
Robert- " your the nasty condom that natasha and boris used to make sweet love while watching baby loony tunes"
Zack- "are those characters from james bond?"
Robert- "nope rockie and bullwinkle"
Zack- "Touch'e"
All Quotes From A douche off held on June 20 2006 by Zack Herrell and Robert Gorby
Zack- "your a fat old ladies first husbands penis that has been stuck in her fat sweaty overlapping vagina lips"
Robert- "your her butterscotch pussy juice"
Zack- "well your the nasty green splooge that got caught between fionnas big giant hairy ass cheeks from shreks crimpled dick!"
Robert- " your the nasty condom that natasha and boris used to make sweet love while watching baby loony tunes"
Zack- "are those characters from james bond?"
Robert- "nope rockie and bullwinkle"
Zack- "Touch'e"
All Quotes From A douche off held on June 20 2006 by Zack Herrell and Robert Gorby
by Zack Herrell September 06, 2007
tobias wright-like people, usually the biggest douchebag at a lunch table. This person is usually so much of a douche that he/she transcends douche-like name calling, to the point where the term "Douchenozzle" is all that suffices.
by tyler grimes March 09, 2006
Refers to a person who wears the combination of Hunting Camo, has Chin Strap facial hair, and Drives a Pickup.
by River Rat Hater May 30, 2008
1. The fashion practice of wearing a sweater draped over the back, with the sleeves draped over the shoulders.
*variant , "knotty douche cape" includes tying the sleeves in a knot below the neck.
*variant , "knotty douche cape" includes tying the sleeves in a knot below the neck.
by sleepyHollow September 24, 2012
by it_was_a_friday_night November 18, 2007
by Still Mandurr May 21, 2006
When someone has reached such an incredible level of douchiness, it is almost unfathomable and is completely unbearable to others.
Paul: What the heck is his deal?
Mick: Well, he's 50, still lives in his parents' basement. He is angry at everything and spends his weekends probably blowing his cat.
Paul: Oh, you mean he's an Uber Douche.
Mick: Basically. Yeah.
Mick: Well, he's 50, still lives in his parents' basement. He is angry at everything and spends his weekends probably blowing his cat.
Paul: Oh, you mean he's an Uber Douche.
Mick: Basically. Yeah.
by Lou Ripken #12 October 03, 2009