douche-off

Its a Competition too see who can come up with the dirtiest nastiest insults usually involving fat people, sex positions, body fluids, etc.
(Examples taken directly from Me and a friends actual douche-off)

Zack- "your a fat old ladies first husbands penis that has been stuck in her fat sweaty overlapping vagina lips"

Robert- "your her butterscotch pussy juice"

Zack- "well your the nasty green splooge that got caught between fionnas big giant hairy ass cheeks from shreks crimpled dick!"

Robert- " your the nasty condom that natasha and boris used to make sweet love while watching baby loony tunes"

Zack- "are those characters from james bond?"

Robert- "nope rockie and bullwinkle"

Zack- "Touch'e"

All Quotes From A douche off held on June 20 2006 by Zack Herrell and Robert Gorby
by Zack Herrell September 06, 2007
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douche nozzle

tobias wright-like people, usually the biggest douchebag at a lunch table. This person is usually so much of a douche that he/she transcends douche-like name calling, to the point where the term "Douchenozzle" is all that suffices.
Toby, quit being a douche nozzle and eat your lunch
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by tyler grimes March 09, 2006
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Douche Bag

Refers to a person who wears the combination of Hunting Camo, has Chin Strap facial hair, and Drives a Pickup.
Did you see that arrogant hick wearing hunting camo...and he's not hunting. What a Douche Bag.
by River Rat Hater May 30, 2008
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douche cape

1. The fashion practice of wearing a sweater draped over the back, with the sleeves draped over the shoulders.

*variant , "knotty douche cape" includes tying the sleeves in a knot below the neck.
"holy crizzle - I was in the marina last night, and I felt like I was swimming in douche capes.."
by sleepyHollow September 24, 2012
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douche rocket

Justin is such a douche rocket.
by it_was_a_friday_night November 18, 2007
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douche bagel

synonym for douche bag; not necessarily used in a negative way.
"hey douche bagel, what's up?"
"that guy is a fucking douche bagel!"
by Still Mandurr May 21, 2006
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Uber Douche

When someone has reached such an incredible level of douchiness, it is almost unfathomable and is completely unbearable to others.
Paul: What the heck is his deal?
Mick: Well, he's 50, still lives in his parents' basement. He is angry at everything and spends his weekends probably blowing his cat.

Paul: Oh, you mean he's an Uber Douche.
Mick: Basically. Yeah.
by Lou Ripken #12 October 03, 2009
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