calm your lumps

Calm your lumps means something different depending on who it is said to. If said to a female, it means "Calm your tits." If said to a male, it means "Calm your nuts." If said to an adolescent, it means " Calm your pimples."

Mom, calm your lumps!

Stop busting my balls, calm your lumps!

by Woodyslumps December 29, 2016

Knocking your pan in

Work extremely hard (to exhaustion?). Show great commitment.

Person one: I can't believe that all this mess is cleared up already.

Person two: Yeah, you must have been really knocking your pan in all weekend.

by ultegra June 23, 2020

Dip your gents

To dip one's penis and/or balls into a vagina in a sexual context

oi shithound dip your gents

by a slippery rig June 20, 2011

Gamble with your soul

to sell your soul or bet it by basically risking your life for anything

1 way: Rondo will gamble with your soul. 2nd way: i cant take this i need her i have to gamble with my soul.

by LilDurksGrillz January 14, 2021

Check your temperature

To figure out where you stand with someone.

I have to check your temperature before we hangout to get a feel of you first.

by Djjjjjjjjjj March 24, 2021

Yanking your Johnson

To mess around with another friend in a jovial manner; to josh around and jest with another

Etymologically, comes from the phrase “pulling your leg”

Nah, I didn’t actually sleep with your mom, I was just yanking your Johnson.

by sexcboi69 April 26, 2022

Your Favourite Martian

Your Favourite Martian (aka YFM)was a band made by Ray William Johnson (who also made Equals Three (=3)) in the early 2010's. This band was immensely popular but slowly fell into anarchy when the animation company they used started to make ridiculous rules for it's creators to follow, Ray eventually switched to a different animation company. Over time they started to make some of their older songs private and eventually went dormant. A couple years later a meme sprung up called 'you're a douche bag' which was a video that consisted of the first few seconds of Your Favourite Martian's music video Mr. Douchebag. Some other things to note is Your Favourite Martian had a spin-off called YFMTS which had 11 episodes in total. After their last music video released Your Favourite Martian changed it's YouTube username to 'THIS PROJECT IS RETIRED'. In mid 2022 Ray William Johnson started making posts about Your Favourite Martian on his personal YouTube account. Later he announced that Your Favourite Martian was returning on June 1st 2022. Many people were ecstatic. Your Favourite Martian's YouTube username changed to 'THIS PROJECT IS REBORN' and Ray announced that one of their Your Favourite Martian songs called 'Orphan Tears' was getting a sequel. Their sequel was made public on March 23rd 2022 as a premiere set to air at 17:00 June 1st 2022.

Have you heard, Your Favourite Martian is getting a reboot called Your Favourite Martian Gen 2.
Nice.

by JarateMaster May 31, 2022