Handpump

Alternative way of saying jerk or wanker that is unlikely to contravene NSFW rules.

Do you remember when we worked for Charlie? That bloke was a total handpump.

by ultegra August 01, 2019

BTT

Bollocks to that.

Q: Do you fancy coming out to Wetherspoon's for a pint?
A: BTT.

by ultegra July 04, 2018

arse in his hand

Dejected, disconsolate, disappointed, depressed.

Ever since he failed to get that promotion, Jerry has been walking around with his arse in his hand.

by ultegra August 01, 2019

Knocking your pan in

Work extremely hard (to exhaustion?). Show great commitment.

Person one: I can't believe that all this mess is cleared up already.

Person two: Yeah, you must have been really knocking your pan in all weekend.

by ultegra June 23, 2020