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Waterboarding a Vagina 

When a guy blows his load early on a girl's panties before he even gets the panties off, thereby wetting her panties on the outside...similar to the torture form of waterboarding.
Jeff blew his load too soon and totally waterboarded that girl's pussy! His wife told me is a master at Waterboarding a Vagina!

blue vagina 

The act of failing to completely/partially pleasure a woman during any sexual act.
1. double clicking the mouse then giving up because you are getting tired/bored.

2.passing out durring sex

3. So tommy took a skank home last night and totally gave her blue vagina...she was PISSED!
blue vagina by first class cart February 11, 2009

The Vagina Twins 

The nickname for famous conjoined twins Abigail and Brittany Hensel. They have two spinal cords joined at the pelvis, four lungs, 2 hearts, 2 stomachs and share a vagina.
"The Vagina Twins are a medical marvel."
The Vagina Twins by Nib May 21, 2006

Dirty Vagina Liquid

A brown slimy pasty smelly liquid that comes out of a vagina if it has not been douched or cleaned or has some sort of STD.
1.Don't have sex with sarah she is full of dirty vagina Liquid

2. I fucked jenny and dirty vagina liquid came squirting out of her vagina I asked her what the hell was that and she told me that was caused because she has STDs And has not douched in months.

Misty's Magical Vagina 

1. A bag of holding
2. In the cartoon Pokemon, the characters travel extensively yet always seem to have many items at their disposal. Where do they store these items? In Misty's magical vagina!
Misty's Magical Vagina has an infinite amount of space and is rumored to have spawned the universe.
Bob: What? I'm watching Pokemon, and they have a table and barbeque in the middle of the forest? Where did they get that?
Joe: Well, they pulled it out of Misty's Magical Vagina, of course!

cabbage vagina 

a stinky pussy. you can get it from eating to much cabbage or beets
dude i fucked the grossest chick last night, she had cabbage vagina like a mothafukka
cabbage vagina by tahlias a hottie January 13, 2008