Laundry Shoot 

The act of going into a laundry mat, sticking a loaded gun into a laundry machine and turning the machine on high.

Guy 1 - Dude get out of here i just did a laundry shoot!

Guy 2 - Did you have to do it when I was naked and trying to get clothes out of the dryer?!

Laundry Shoot by startrekporn October 29, 2010

joey scooterman 

he likes scooter kids

hey guys it’s joey scooterman here

joey scooterman by dogemin November 21, 2018

smoothie 

1. A fruit drink with yogurt/ice cream. AKA Jamba Juice
2. A dude well versed in the art of pussy seduction

girl: My bf got me a purple beanie baby! i love the color purple.
dude: hes a smoothie.

smoothie by harry-san 1 March 4, 2008

shmootz 

to bang, fuck, have sex , or "hit up"

are you going to go shmootz this girl tonight?

lets go shmootz some xbox

shmootz by jj,gallegos July 3, 2008

Smooth As Butter 

A term used to describe how amassing a person looks. Specifically people named Aidan

Man Aidan looks so smooth as butter right now

Smooth As Butter by Amazing Boulder Boy6969 February 16, 2020

detroit smoothy 

When you shit, piss, and jizz in ur partners mouth. Then she chews it all up to mash it down then after that she gargles it. Once shes done those, you then get a straw and drink it from her mouth.

Larry: hey babe can we try a detroit smoothy tonite?
Monica: ok, but dont overflow my mouth

detroit smoothy by ryenizzel May 26, 2010

shoot the pig

leave early because you have an appointment to keep and you have to be on time.

I have to shoot the pig at about three
o,clock because I have to go to the doctors.

shoot the pig by MADANGEL September 1, 2005