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russian neckbrace 

When an extremely muscular woman strangles you with her legs while attempting to perform oral sex
Helga put me in a russian neckbrace last night and strangled me until I passed out

russian whirlpool 

a sex position where a male spins with his dick in a females ass and spins like a helicopter
dang she's hot im gonna give her a russian whirlpool

Russian wheelchair 

A sex act involving a man and a woman, a weight bench, and of course a wheelchair!
Chris said to his co worker matt, "ey! U ever try the russian wheelchair after eating steak and turnips, dude u will remember every moment of it!"

Matt walked the fuck away like a bitch....

russian prison 

when you’re low key trying to say she’s a hoe....
omg, she’s been through a russian prison!”
russian prison by itztayler November 8, 2017

russian dads 

A Dad who doesn’t stick around to long and also has about 50 wife’s around the world and now he is intonational so obviously 2+2=4-1=3 that’s quick maths
Yo my Russian Dads is a prick lol
russian dads by Allangestwich November 19, 2017

Russian Sasquatch 

The Russian Sasquatch is the act of when I man shoves his hairy foot up a woman’s anus and her vagina at the same time, causing her to scream uncontrollably and have her knocked unconscious from the pain
Boy :Last night I gave my sister a Russian Sasquatch, her asshole was torn inside out.....her vagina was turned into a faucet

Girl : I’m next up for that shit nigga