Fat Whale

A teacher who is fat. You often can't tell if they are pregnant or just fat.

God, our algebra teacher is such a fat whale.

Fat Whale by BushyCuntDr4g0n July 20, 2017

Fat Sads Challenge Day 

A day in which Fat Cunt Sads is asked repetitively to do a challenge, ranging from a weekly chin up, to the extreme, like killing an old man, or eating money
Usually takes place on a Thursday

FAT SAAADDDDSSSSSS! Do a challenge! It is fat sads challenge day!!!!!!!!!

Fat Sads Challenge Day by raisonloverforlife2k11 January 23, 2011

fat tittied monster

A boy who is fat and sweaty who has tits and smells weird. he eats too much food and doesn't bathe.

Ken- "have you seen the fat tittied monster today?"

Bob- "which one, travis or david???"

Ken- "travis. he smells like a rotten fish.lol"

fat tittied monster by funnygal101 August 7, 2011

fat butter 

A large, hard and erect penis. Also known as: erection, boner, pitched tent, stiffy, chubby, hard on, wang, purple-headed yogurt-slinger, baby batter blaster, cock, schlong, one-eyed trouser snake, love pump, blue veined junket pump

The stripper was grinding on my fat butter until I painted her back white. The largest fat butter recorded was 14 inches (according to the book, "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex").

fat butter by bearesq January 2, 2012

fat fit 

When someone is clinically overweight but still has a good body shape or able to run faster or gym harder than a slimmer person.

See also: Chubby Fit

I thought he was muscled but when he took his shirt off I realized he is just fat fit

Ryan: Dude did you see that guy on the track. He totally out ran me but he is fat.
Steve: Yeah but he is fat fit.

fat fit by -T- September 24, 2014

fat fuck 

1) (n.) Very simply, having sex with a fat (overweight) woman.
2) (adj.) A person who is both fat and stupid.

1)
-I had sex with Annie yesterday.
-With Annie? Ewwww! She weighs like, a tonn!
-Yeah, I know, it was a total fat fuck.

2)
Fat Bob: Oops, I dropped my hat...
Mike: Move out of the way, you fat fuck!

fat fuck by Urban_Fellow July 16, 2006

Fat Tuesday 

Spending a Tuesday eating fatty food and watching movies. The founders of this day are Dan Williamson and Jonathan Chen of The United Kingdom.

Experts say that a Fat Tuesday once in a while is actually healthy for you.

"Happy Fat Tuesday."

"That person has had too many Fat Tuesdays."

Fat Tuesday by Peter Potamus May 8, 2004