Tree Simulator

An apparentlty very relaxing game that as you keep playing becomes increasingly more stressful

"That game is just a tree simulator"

by ilovefactorials March 16, 2024

tree speak

all manners of gibberish spoken by too far gone drug addicts (mostly psychedelic users)

tree: there are some Asian countries that offer tripsitting cuz of some religious stuff so you can safely consume virtually infinite amounts of drug combos you know like DMT+MDMA+LSD for extra good trip to unlock your spiritual power you can virtually become God after that

random onlooker: tree speak

by dropthedrugs March 19, 2024

Tree Nig

A person racial descent who hides in trees until given the opportunity to burglarize a home or establishment.

Yo, do you see that Tree Nig? He's stole my chainsaw.

by Jane Marie Dough April 10, 2024

Tree door

Someone who is a jokester and makes out of pocket jokes, yet they seem to reject sarcasm and cannot take a joke. A tree door is also someone who says they're sorry about taking an ugly picture of you and putting it on their story but still doesn't delete it for a stupid reason.

"Delete that picture of me right now b!tch!" "You call me cuss words? No, I am not going to delete it." "You're such a tree door!"

OR
"You should say this funny joke" "No" "You're so mean:(" "I don't like your attitude." "I was being sarcastic" "You should've made that more clear. Grow up." "Screw you, you're such a TREE DOOR!!"

by Yeahgirlulikemealittlebit April 12, 2024

tree

its a thing you plant it is phase 2 of plant seed

hey dan i’m gonna go plant some trees, i’m gonna be out for a bit

by probablypeenuts June 3, 2024

tree-on-a-hill

the appearance of a bum mid-fart, creating the look of a tree between two hills from a rotated perspective

tezza: oh my god! did that dude just fart?

grace: woah no way, he did. total tree-on-a-hill!

tezza: ew

by tezza and grace June 12, 2024

tree

you met him in a gaming platform. his username was "tree," and right from the start, there was something about him that drew you in. as you battled through games and strategized together, you found yourself liking him more than just as a teammate. he's funny, smart, and always there to chat after a tough day. it's like you speak the same language, even when you're not gaming. he's become someone you can count on, and you can't imagine your day without talking to him.

X:
"I've been playing games with this guy Tree I met online. There's something about him that just clicks. We're starting to really get each other. Talking to him has become a highlight of my day, wishing that Tree and I can engage in chatting each other more often."

by RileyBentleySittingOnABench June 18, 2024