cool beans

A phrase used by pre-teens and immature people instead of simply saying cool.

Mary: "I just got a new puppy!"
Lina: "OMG! COOL BEANS!!!!"

Mary: -____-

by spaghetti-fever August 18, 2012

Smol Beans

Whereas a Smol Bean is something petite and cute (usually used in fandoms) a Smol Beans is an insult. It depends on usage.

to compliment one person: Hi Smol Bean
to insult one person: Hi Smol Beans
to compliment multiple people: Hi you Smol Beans
to insult multiple people: Hi you bunch of Smol Beans

Smol Bean: Brendon Urie is a such a Smol Bean with a big forehead and I love him so much.
Smol Beans: (to my brother): "Shut up Smol Beans, no one cares."
Smol Beans: Say hello to all of my students, these beautiful Smol Beans.
Smol Beans: "Go away you insolent punk bunch of Smol Beans."

by Shadoe5722 May 21, 2016

Cool Beans

Something usually losers say. Commonly used by people named Colleen.

Man: Hey I found your beanie.
Colleen: Cool Beans.

by DumbGayFagGuy December 18, 2014

Black Beaning

Poking a hole in a condom and then fucking a girl without telling her.

"Damn, dude I am gonna be black beaning her all night!"

by blackbeaner April 1, 2010

bean shot

When you are in your robe, and only your robe, spread your legs directly at someone and say, "BEAN SHOT!"

"Lacey gives the best bean shots."

by Tim Kershner January 12, 2007

jelly bean

A term for a person who has a small penis. Derived from the running joke that the person's penis was so small it resembled a jelly bean in size and dimension.

"Zack got upset when his friends called him jelly bean"

by Zack May 13, 2005

bean head

Big buck head

by Anonymous August 12, 2003