top jonny bananna 

(1) Something done exceptionally well.
(2) An excellent person who’s done something fantastic.

Phrase recorded by 851.

He’s caught that criminal. Top Jonny Bananna.

That Ikea Cupbiard was put together in record time. Top Jonny Bananna.

top jonny bananna by Matt 852md July 8, 2018

Jelly Johny January 

It's time in January after Destroy Dick December and your dick feels like jelly.

Man, how's your dick feels after the DDD?
Bruh, my dick (Johny) feels like jelly.
Oh shit that's not good. Let's call it Jelly Johny January.

Jelly Johny January by greedyboi01 November 7, 2018

frozen jonny 

A shit in a condom frozen used for a dildo.

Jenna "Pass me the frozen jonny!!!"

frozen jonny by Moncho123yehyt May 18, 2019

NO JOHNYBOYS 

Has no balls to do the act

No johnyboys you won’t accept this word

NO JOHNYBOYS by My pp hurts May 21, 2019

Getting "Johnnie'd" 

When you sneeze it's about as far away from homeostasis the body gets and actually recover on its own. For a micro second every muscle contracts and relaxes without any control maneuver we try. Be it just a quick one time "bless you" sneeze or the repetitive uncontrollable sneeze-o-rama the same somatic short circuit occurs. Knowing this, and knowing you are going to get deepthroated why would I not put some pepper around the umbilical region and if needed lower? The awesomeness of being deepthroated is because the throat is trying to force the cock back out. This spasm is what gives the one being deepthroated that, "OH SO HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY FEELING" Getting "JOHNNIE'D" causes the repetitious spasm causing sneeze lottery....... Unfortunate. Possibly. For the throat of that special watery-eyed individual looking up at you with that WTF expression. Fabulously unparalleled phalic fun time for the receiver. Enjoy and well, ENJOY!!

I PLANNED ON GETTING "JOHNNIE'D" TONIGHT SO I HAD DINNER BROUGHT TO THE ROOM.

Getting "Johnnie'd" by JaxSnow July 10, 2019

Bames Johnned 

Da great stand-up comedian who is so "suave 'n' skillful" dat his audiences often almost thinks he's actually a top-secret spy; they are all unaware dat a lot of da witty ideas for his clever jokes come from his faithful secretary, Miss Punnymany.

"Good evening, everyone. My name is Johnned --- Bames Johnned. A funny thing happened on my way to the show tonight..."

Bames Johnned by QuacksO February 25, 2020

Gay Jonny 

A little batty boi that that sucks bum at forest road who gives head for meth

Look at that gay Jonny what a crackhead

Gay Jonny by Osamaisgood1111111 February 28, 2020