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high-power [douche] 

an individual who stupidity is so high-octane that it cannot be described by the root word "douche." this individual's lack of brainpower, or choice or continual arrogance, requires a special term of its own.
joe: "so what happened?"

elaine: "it was unbelievable. i did ALL of the work--ALL of it. and then this high-power douche goes into overdrive and tells the boss this elaborate tale about how he gave up his weekend clam bake to do it. what a penis."
high-power [douche] by ten iron December 9, 2008
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High Velocity Pathway 

A freeway, highway, toll road, expressway where the speed limit is at least 70 MPH and the motor vehicles traversing it are traveling at least 5MPH faster than the limit

Also called HVP
We hit 90 on the high velocity pathway last night!

high-time girl 

a girl whose chief aim in life is enjoyment of all kinds. The enjoyment could be sensual or otherwise.
He married a high-time girl.
high-time girl by uttam maharjan August 21, 2011

High Water Mark 

A line, made up of vaginal or anal secretions, left on a penis, indicating the maximum depth that said penis was able to penetrate the orifice. Also known as a high tide mark.
Did you see that one scene with Tori Black taking Mandingo's bbc?! She left a mean high water mark on his junk. He was barely half way in her when he bottomed out.
High Water Mark by yoube6ibe9 February 19, 2018

high school musical 

person1:Did you watch high school musical last night?
person2:yeah it was awesome!!

high blood pressure bob 

Skiing and Sex. And lots of it.

high priestess colby 

"High Priestess Colby has smited the foul musical presence of a certain band we'd rather not name."
high priestess colby by tehone March 22, 2004