gnat's dick 

An extremely small unit to measure things by, subdivided into a `gnat's dick-end´, (about 8 to the gnat's dick), and a `gnat's cock-hair´, (about 12 to the gnat's dick-end) thus giving an imperial scale of 96 divisions. This sort of accuracy is essential if you're trying to get people on the moon, and maybe one day we will!

Hebden Bridge council worker to oppo,who's struggling to put up a lamp post:
'Move bugger a gnat's dick toward canal'
Oppo gives a shove the wrong way.
'Aye lad, another gnat's cock-hair and yer reet.'

gnat's dick by MisterE July 16, 2008

can you hop off my dick 

Can you stop bugging me

Clean your room

No can you hop off my dick

can you hop off my dick by Big Miami March 6, 2017

Dick Cheney 

The Vice President under George W. Bush who every day exhibits blatant deception, betrayal of the American people, dealings with American enemies whenever it benefits him, stealing money from poor people to make himself wealthier, and a love of shooting old men in the face after mistaking them for small birds.

See: Lucifer

"If you love stealing from poor people, well you must be Dick Cheney"

Dick Cheney by Kratos April 19, 2006

take a dick 

Male Lingo Reference to someone (male or female) whose appearance generally suggests that he/she possess exceptional skills at pleasuring a dick

"Man, I know she seemed nerdy in class, but let me tell you bro, that girl can take a dick."

"Did you see that girl behind the counter?"
"Yeah, and I bet she can take a dick."

take a dick by M-Rizzle April 21, 2014

Eat a dick 

A phrase used in an argument, directing the listener to accept a male genitalia orally. Usually ends arguments and begins fights.

Random driver: <i>"You know what mother fucker, eat a dick man I'm tired of this..."</i>

Tom: *Missile drop kicks man in chest*

Eat a dick by jbwilliams4 August 24, 2009

Community Dick 

Someone with low self esteem.

He is community dick because he has low self esteem, he sleeps with multiple women to validate himself.

Community Dick by hyubjb March 11, 2017

dick breath 

The smell of someone's breath or tongue after they sucked on the penis.

Sarah really had some penis breath after sucking John's penis.

dick breath by Carl August 12, 2004