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CD player 

A mechanical device used to play music CDs. Recently, their numbers have been diminishing as the population of ipods and mp3 players grow. These digital music devices may be awesome, but CD players will always be a classic (but not a big of a classic as casset/tape players, because those are REALLY a classic when it comes to portable music devices). When used during school, teachers often take them up, even though there is scientific evidence that music aids in the learning process (i think).
Jennifer: Hey, do you have your CD player with you? I wanna listen to that Oasis CD.

Hannah: Naw, Mr. Williams took it up during 3rd period.

Jennifer: Man, that sucks.
CD player by Diana Stephens May 22, 2005
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playerhater

(n) - One who detracts from the legitimate success of others, or disrespects others and their ideas due to ignorance, envy, jealousy or too much free time.
Don't be a playerhater.
playerhater by cazort November 20, 2003
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Playing Halo

Hot and dirty sex, without constraint or the least acquiesance to established rules of civility; equivocally the act of indulging in one another's bodies for sexual pleausure, all under the pretense of playing a popular video game
M: Did you see Trevor and Dustin playing Halo last night?

B: Unfortunately! Oh, my eyes...
Playing Halo by Matthew Nomas February 14, 2008

boss playa 

1)A player with a bossy attitude.
2)Or mostly, the boss of all Playas.
Dhem boyz Suge Knight and Tupac are some real boss playas.
boss playa by Boss Playa May 27, 2006

League of legends player 

A fat unemployed 25 year old loser who sits on his ass all day living in his parent’s basement that smells like dog shit and farts all while playing the same disgusting “league of legends game”. His diet consists of pizza and sodas. This so called “gamer” is too fat and lazy to touch grass or even get up to go to the bathroom. He sleeps in his broken chair (broken because he’s so fat) and in his sleep he dreams about his dad loving him.
XxLoLballs69420xX is a League of legends player who has ligma

Playstation Move

A motion control device from Sony. Its main controller looks like a roll-on deodorant.
Playstation Fanboi: "Hey guyz, just got the Playstation Move."

Neutral Person Who Owns All Current Consoles And Doesn't Have An Unreasonable Agenda: "Looks a little like a Wii Remote."

Playstation Fanboi: "WHAT! LOOKS NOTHING LIKE ONE. 'TENDO wiis R GAY AND MADE FOR GAY PPL"

Reasonable Playstation Owner: "Shut up, Playstation Fanboi, stop making us look like morons. Just accept it looks like the Wii remote and leave it at that.

playing attari 

A code name for when a male masturbates, because when you grab your saft, it's similar to grabbing the controler of an old attari system
Fred: hey dude what you been doing lately?
Bill: oh just playing A LOT of attari. You feel me?
Fred: are you serious? That's disgusting; get a girlfriend.



While your "playing attari" in your room:

Mom: hey jimmy, what are you doing in there?
You: (nervously) oh nothing mom, just playing attari
Mom: oh okay, have fun!
Mom looks at dad: kids and their video games.
Dad: since when did he get an attari.....?