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An alternative term for receiving a blowjob.
Person 1: yo have you gotten any laser recently?

Person 2: na I get no bitches.
Laser by Major laser September 16, 2023
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digitization laser 

a device used to transport objects from the analog universe (the real world) into a digital realm (world inside the computer)
Both the MCP and Ma3a used digitization lasers to transport humans to the digital world.

flip lash 

the droplets of water flung onto the back of your pants when you must walk though a wet parking lot wearing flip-flops. "Flip lash" is made worse if the water is muddy and one happens to be wearing white or light-colored pants.
What's all over the back of your pants?!

Oh man, it rained while I was at the store today and I got flip lash walking to my car!

Effective Last Friday 

Term used to refer to someone who has been fired from their job.
Person 1: Where's Ed? I haven't seen him.
Person 2: Oh, you didn't hear? He's an Effective Last Friday.

Person 1: Bummer.

Text-lashing

A series of at least three consecutive, uninterrupted texts in which the sender scolds the recipient. Modern day equivalent of a tongue-lashing.
While Randy set down his smart phone for a few minutes to attend to something, his girlfriend used her smart phone to unleash a severe text-lashing over something he had done.
Text-lashing by RMWRan September 16, 2012

every-lasting knobb gobber

a female or male that enjoys giving oral sex just a little too much
Female1: my boyfriend loves when i go down on him but never does it for me
Female2: so what please your man girl
Female1: but it makes me feel like an every-lasting knobb gobber
every-lasting knobb gobber by K1D November 27, 2012