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G-Spot Jesus

A guy who knows how to find the G-spot every time in every woman.
Scott's fingers are always pruney looking because he's a G-spot Jesus!
by Ferguson July 4, 2005
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six flags over jesus

Any overlarge multi building mega church compound. Usually they will be adding another building (or ride) at any given time.
I had to go to a wedding at Six Flags Over Jesus, and I had to park in John 6.
by beeboy January 16, 2008
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air Jesus

Check that guy out wearing his air Jesus
by Ali T May 11, 2003
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buddy jesus

1. Originally from the Kevin Smith movie "Dogma". In the film, Cardinal Glick, during his "Catholicism WOW!" campaign to move the church towards a younger, "hipper" demographic, suggest replacing the crucifix with a new image of Christ. This version is grinning like an infomercial host, with one hand thumbs up and one hand doing a phony Hollywood "Bang-bang" gesture. Imagine Jesus if he were subject to Neilsen ratings.

2. Anyone who possesses all the false charm and lack of genuine quality as personified by the icon represented in definition 1; for example, that phony cockbite where you work. It helps if they walk around all the time acting like only THEY can save you/the corporation/Earth/Jimmy Olsen. Martyrdom: It's a good gig if you can get it.
1. I laughed so hard the first time I saw Buddy Jesus I passed an entire chef salad through my nose!

2. That Dan... he's such a Buddy Jesus... I oughta nail him to something.
by Madmann October 8, 2005
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party jesus

the long hair, good natured guy you meet at a party that is most decidedly jesus
dude1: hey, look at that guy
dude2: ITS PARTY JESUS
party jesus: peace love and pot leaves man
by el cap-e-ton February 1, 2006
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sweet zombie jesus on a pogo stick!

Phrase used in extreme exclamation. Derived by the chracacter of Black Mage in "8-bit Theatre" as he was being held over a pot of deadly acid.
by Ron_Thornbrash May 24, 2005
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Grilled Jesus

A grilled cheese sandwich that has been toasted in the image of Jesus
I can't eat that sandwich, I see the image of Jesus in it - it's a grilled Jesus
by fffrick January 20, 2011
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