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Ass Hobbit 

1.Similar to the Ass Gnome. An ass hobbit is a fat midget born of a persons anus and normally has large amounts of anal moustache. Though slightly larger than ass gnomes the two are easily confused mainly because they have very similar appearance, indeed most of the time they both normally have toffee bracelets too.

2. May be used to insult a gay dwarf.
"Dude is that an ass gnome or an ass hobbit?"
"You should know, haven't you given birth to an ass gnome?"

or

"fo shizzle ass hobbit, haven't you got some rectums to invade?"
Ass Hobbit by DanteRhodesWatts February 21, 2009
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An Ass-Creep is an ugly rat faced male with a cheese-like body odour. They look at other males asses and sometimes touches these asses, This persons penis is VERY small and yet they still feel the need to talk about it 24/7. This person will scare you to death and make you cry.
Oh no! Joe's coming! He's such an Ass-creep, Don't look at him or your eyes will bleed!
ass-creep by Feather & Becky. June 15, 2009

ass dagger 

a dagger which is pulled from one anus to assassinate ones bitch ass!
HE SLICED ME WITH HIS ASS DAGGER

ass fudge 

poopies

wordfuzzy/word
ass fudge by SPGLink February 23, 2003

ass-spelunkers 

One man who enjoys hopping and leaping atop another man's ass for long periods of time.
ass-spelunkers by alerish March 2, 2003
Slang for getting a little. Usually used in boasting form amongst friends.
"You tapped that yet?"
"Naw, but I am going to levy an ass tax on her tonight."

I am going to levy an ass tax on that hottie in the corner.
ass tax by WillC23 February 20, 2004