jonny

is a actually diseased; shant

you are jonny

jonny by ayamma November 13, 2025

Johnned

To be hit in the face with a lunchbox while wearing glasses, causing them to break

"Dude, that guy just got Johnned!"

Johnned by Bluesonic420 December 8, 2025

Johnnie’s Milkshake

When you cum and take a shit in a woman’s pussy then use a vibrator to mix then pushes it out into a cup for both of you to enjoy

Johnnie G and Emily enjoyed a Johnnie’s milkshake last night

Johnnie’s Milkshake by Cum_dumpster511 April 24, 2026

Jonny

Jonny is a tall sexy handsome strong masculine person with a HUGE dih and probably one of the most funny people ever

Bobby:oh my god Jonny is SO sexy
Fred:STAY AWAY FROM HIM

Jonny by Mane pacer April 26, 2026

Chest Johnnies

Long, droopy, withered, wrinkly breasts that hang down flat on a woman's chest, looking like a pair of used johnnies (condoms).

"Man, I walked in on mother-in-law while she was getting dressed."

"Hey, did you see her tits?"

"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."

Chest Johnnies by walkin-dead December 4, 2011

Happy jonny 

A happy jonny is that one kid we all know who can just annoy the living shit out of you

I was trying to get some work done when that happy jonny over there came to "help me"

Happy jonny by [e-mail] August 30, 2016

fortnite johny 

An extremely dumb player with blond hair is notorious for sitting in bushes

Holy shit dude, i just killed a fortnite johny!

fortnite johny by superbailz March 10, 2018