Mcdonald’s ice cream machine 

The thing at Mcdonald’s that you can always count on to be broken.

Worker: “Would you like anything else?”
Customer: “I’ll take an ice cream.”
Worker: “Sorry, our Mcdonald’s ice cream machine is broken.”

Mcdonald’s ice cream machine by lovehyuka November 7, 2022

People in hell want ice water 

A negative response to a request or complaint about not having something. Just because someone wants it doesn’t mean they’re going to get it. If someone says this to you, you are definitely not getting it.

Kid: But mom I really want a new iPhone!
Mom: People in hell want ice water.

People in hell want ice water by TheVampireNetstat March 23, 2023

trader joes vegan coffee boba ice cream 

yumm

i cant believe i ate the whole container of trader joes vegan coffee boba ice cream

trader joes vegan coffee boba ice cream by teeeaaaaaa August 27, 2021

Sumatran Ice Cream Cone 

A female version of Arabian Goggles where the girl drops a breast on the unsuspecting guys face.

John passed out and got a Sumatran Ice Cream Cone from Suzie.

Sumatran Ice Cream Cone by Babraham Lincoln October 3, 2008

canadian ice dragon 

Getting a blow job in February in a tent from a mature (cougar) lady and as your priming the pump, the steam comes from her nose as you jam your blood sausage down her throat releasing the poison to men, she gags and the semen shoots out her nose. Like two steaming Icicles.

Did you catch that video of the Canadian Ice Dragon I was doing in the tent on Valentines Day..

canadian ice dragon by NativeHighlander October 4, 2017

Clam Ice

1. Any decoration of the vagina or mons pubis with crystals, beads, or sequins in a way that is designed to be temporary. 2. The artistic end product of vajazzling.

"Hey, I got vajazzled! Wanna see my clam ice?"

Clam Ice by JadeOrchid May 8, 2018

plus seven ice dagger 

-the pinnacle of fabulosity.

-forever immortalized by the hit metal song by Jay Donovan.

-if one feels left out of nerd talk, an excellent remark to throw in.

...and then i said "PLUS SEVEN ICE DAGGER"
ahahahahaha.

plus seven ice dagger by pylocatabasis January 6, 2004