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Chris Christie Yourself

When you're a popular governor, who is on track to be the front runner to challenge the incumbent president, but you screw yourself over with a vindictive use of your power.

This is in reference to the Bridgegate Scandal in 2013, when New Jersey Governor, Chris Christie, shut down the George Washington Bridge in order to punish the mayor of Fort Lee, New Jersey, for not supporting him in the 2013 gubernatorial race.
Wow, taking away Disney World's autonomous status is a quick way to Chris Christie Yourself, Ron DeSantis
by Casual Historian April 25, 2022
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chris angel

Basically the Houdini (in which you spit on a girls back while doing her from behind, and then jizz in her eye when she turns around), except with two dudes.
Dude, I totally Chris Angeled my boyfriend last night, and he was fucking pissed.
by Chin0 December 24, 2008
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chris martin

A form of dancing, modelled on how Chris Martin dances on stage when performing. It is slighly crazy, usually involving standing on one foot and moving all of your other limbs in spasm like movements. Very amusing to watch and can usually be passed off as drunk dancing
Courtney - "AHHHHH!!! CHRIS MARTIN DANCE"
Cara - "AHHHH!!!!"
<both dance Chris Martin style, nearly taking out everybody else on the dancefloor. Everybody looks then begins to copy>
Cara - "Looks like like our Chris Martin dancing was fair sweet aight?"
Courtney - "aight"
by avinrali August 10, 2006
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chris-chin

a person with a double chin with a large left ear
people that go and think there kool but really r just chris-chin
by tragdor454 January 16, 2010
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Chris Brown

The sudden urge to abuse your significant other
Hey did you hear what Nick did?
No what?
He Chris Browned Jennifer last night.
by Blkelley17 June 9, 2014
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Chris Pratt

The Greatest, Coolest, Loveliest, Sexiest, Hottest, Funniest, Kindest and Nicest Actor/ Artist and Celebrity working in Hollywood! He’s such a wholesome person too! He’s the Brightest Light in the Universe. We are so lucky to have him! He’s so pure and loving! I’d be so very grateful to meet him! He’s also a very much an Award Winning Actor he deserves all the praise for as he’s got it all and everything inside him that makes him truly great. He’ll always be a legend too and original! Love you Chris!
Chris Pratt is the Coolest Celebrity Ever!
by StarGirl4 October 3, 2021
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Chris Sky

A mouth breathing, knuckle dragging roid raging douchebag who's covered in shitty tats, lives off daddy's money and travels the country with his post-op transsexual "wife" spreading nonsense.
Hey, did you see Chris Sky at the antivax rally with all the other shitheads?
by Tim Bay November 25, 2021
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